Group think is a mufucka! When my homies J, Bivins, Walk and Murph all came up with alias' to give to these girls. Shit, it was only right for me to come up with one too. The ideology behind the fake name was that...
If you're out with your "outside" chantel like in the mall and your main chick kim spotted you with this other girl (because we all had it like that of course LOL) kim might be like...
"Andre....is that.. What the fuck is going on andre who is this BITCH?!?"
And chantel would be all like
"Dana (yes Dana was my first attempt at a fake name but it was just so unbelievable I switched it up to Jeremiah) so this is your other bitch, you better put a leash on that bitch for I get her"
And I'd be like
Me: Hold up, hold up, hold up, girl you got the wrong mufucka, I don't know who this andre is but I aint him! I don't know no muthafuckin andre! Lets get outta here chantel! This crazy hooker isn't even worth it!
Kim: Annnnndreeeeeeee!!! Whyyyyyy!
And of course I've since seen the many many many flaws in that "plan" and the probability of that happening like that..........yeah.
Group think is a mufucka! When my homies J, Bivins, Walk and Murph all came up with alias' to give to these girls. Shit, it was only right for me to come up with one too. The ideology behind the fake name was that...
7 comments:
lol Jesus Christ... Jeremiah really fucked it up for you huh?? you honestly forgot what name u told home girl lol??? why do u change ur name? anyways just keep it Andre if ur dealing with different girls tell them straight up what the deal is so they cant get upset when your with another girl.....saves you drama just my opinion
Oh black russian, if only in a perfect world all females would understand that a man is "just gonna be a man". Lol
Dre,
This is quite HIGH-larious.
Jeremiah should meet up with 'Holly'.
Only difference is Holly is not dead yet.
She was born about 3 years ago and she has grown into a beautiful bad ass chick. Her game is so cold that she has a LX of her own and Phree has to use the old school sprint flip phone.
It helps keep the confusion down, because the phones have two different area codes so I never get mixed up about who gets what and who's supposed to answer which phone....
Then again, I might just need psychiatric help cause clearly, my alter ego is getting a bit too strong. Ah well
hahahahahah! fake names??!! lma0!! i mean i'll do that at the club knowing damn well i will never see tha doode again, but u actually kick it with these females and them no knowin ur real name!! damn andre (if thats ur reeeeal name!), thats cold! lol
@black ruskie
I didn't forget the name...It just didn't occur to me to announce myself as jeremiah...and why do I change my name, I honestly don't have a reason at all other than just doing things just to do them... and isn't it more fun doing things without permission..the excitement is what makes you feel alive.
Damn P that's just so smoove on so many different levels, that if I tried to comprehend it my head might just explode!
@ melody
if thats your real name...classic...
But is there a right time to come out with that shit? I mean if I don't tell her the first time I talk to her, then I have to just go through with it.
Must be nice to just change your name for two years for no reason other than for the hell of it! I couldn't keep up with having an alter ego...I couldn't even tell someone on the street a fake name on the spot. I'd end up looking like a mumbling idiot...ah well...plus I like my name lol =P
But you've got the name some guys would ask you to repeat it to try and kind of get some kind of weak play LOL and plus I like your name too... and plus girls invented this fake name biz anyways!
and there was a reason for it...
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