Andre: Dirty rotten scoundrel?

This weekend I told Lloyd about the girl and "what we did" and I thought he would laugh it off and we could get a toss up going but he was really hot about that shit...I mean he even told her that "he wasn't fucking with me anymore cause I'm a snake." But he calmed down, saw the error of his ways and we're still BFFAE!!!

A girl who was all about some me/the closest thing to a girlfriend I stood up to go out with the fellas. I told her saturday morning like "My homeboys wanna go out, but I'd rather see you" which is true because her lips are very soft and kind of cold (in a good way) and she's super chill...but all the while I'm still planning to go out and calling my other friends telling them where I'll be. So she calls me at like 7 saying she's "gonna iron and be on her way" I'm looking at the clock like, "she stays 23 minutes away and the rink closes at 8pm to open again at 9-12am, and I know she's gonna wanna fool around and stuff and so am I. So that means I'll have to peace her out at like 11 the latest, so I can get in there and beat the line (this particular club closes at 1:45 but even though the time is short, it is a honey-asis in there. and not hoodrats either, I mean of course they're in there, but for the most part these girls have business about themselves.) So I tell Lloyd like..

" what the fluck do I do bro, I hate putting myself in these situations?"

Lloyd: Sometimes the birds flying away are better than the one in the hand! So you gotta tell her whats up bro...

So I called her and was like "I'm gonna keep it real, I really wanna see you but I want to go out too, I know it's kind of a douchebag move but I mean you can still come over and we can go out to eat or whatever....

"Chrissy": I'm gonna keep it funky too, I kinda figured that was the case when you told me earlier, so I knew what time it was. I just don't see why you would make plans with someone when you already had plans. I wouldn't want to go out with you now because you'd be wishing you were out so....yeah.

Me: So can I see you next weekend?

"Chrissy": Nah my girl is coming from New York and we're gonna go out and stuff...

Me: What about tommorow?

"Chrissy": I don't really do to much on sundays, so I might see my grandparents after church and you know they stay in the boonies....

Me: So I guess I'll just smell you later then..


After getting off the phone I felt very very bad....Bad and dirty, So I jumped in the shower and got myself ready for a fashion show and to party with models and stuff...

The fashion show was pretty cool and even though my modeling career hasn't popped off I know for sure that I could've walked down that bitch in what I was wearing and done the damn thing. I mean some of the dudes looked extra-ordinary and shit but hey I'm not bitter at all...

My boy's gal looked damn good in the show, and her friend who kinda looks like "Bey Bey Bey" had a body like a shotgun *bang bang y'all*

my camera let me down on the pictures but the videos are off the yazabah...

I'll prolly put them up after I watch Heroes so yeah y'all....

R.I.P. Jeremiah 2006-2008

Group think is a mufucka! When my homies J, Bivins, Walk and Murph all came up with alias' to give to these girls. Shit, it was only right for me to come up with one too. The ideology behind the fake name was that...
If you're out with your "outside" chantel like in the mall and your main chick kim spotted you with this other girl (because we all had it like that of course LOL) kim might be like...

"Andre....is that.. What the fuck is going on andre who is this BITCH?!?"

And chantel would be all like

"Dana (yes Dana was my first attempt at a fake name but it was just so unbelievable I switched it up to Jeremiah) so this is your other bitch, you better put a leash on that bitch for I get her"

And I'd be like

Me: Hold up, hold up, hold up, girl you got the wrong mufucka, I don't know who this andre is but I aint him! I don't know no muthafuckin andre! Lets get outta here chantel! This crazy hooker isn't even worth it!

Kim: Annnnndreeeeeeee!!! Whyyyyyy!
And of course I've since seen the many many many flaws in that "plan" and the probability of that happening like that..........yeah.




-A fake name woulda stopped that girl and joey greco in their tracks!!!

So we all had these fake names giving them out to girls, and yeah it did suck having to safeguard my id's and other stuff but the excitement of the lie was like a rush.

But there was one girl who caused me to put a bullet in the head of jeremiah, Lets call her mystique cause I can't remember her name. After she came through that one time (which was crazy cause Jaguar Paw came back with my roommate while chick was sitting in the couch) we would talk and phone bone a lot..I mean alot.

So everything is set for me to come over there and spend the weekend at her place and show her what I'm stroking like for the first time. If any of y'all have sidekick lx's, then you know that if you charge it all night and you use it heavy all day, you might end up at nighttime with a dead battery. So that's what's happened with me, so I called her from lloyd's phone and was like..

Mystique: hello?

What's up it's andre!

Her: who?

Andre! What you doin?

Her: uhhh.....

Her: *click*

Then as soon as I hung up, I realized the fatal flaw...she doesn't know andre, she knows Jeremiah!
So I'm like fuck and tryna brainstorm with lloyd ways to rectify what just happened

"tell her andre is your last name!"

Jeremiah Andre...that's just stupid!

So I called her back and told her andre was my first name and jeremiah was my middle name I went by... she laughed said I was "fucking unbelievable and told me to lose her number!"

He didn't just fuck up the pussy, he fucked up new pussy with a girl who had a child and actually had goals and ambition aboput herself!

After that, I had to kill him!


and glossing over a pretty mundane tweekend.

-ate lunch at puerto rican chicks restaurant, didn't stay for dessert so now "I owe her one." Apparently she lost the baby in st.louis...I'm kinda glad in a way, but for my own selfish reasons i'm not.

-woke up saturday morning to two late night tip txts. One from entourage and another from a young myspace thundercat not worth blogging about...

- posted my Feelgood's on ebay, so if you or someone like you wears a size 12...

- I beat metal gear solid 4 in 17 hours! Who's the big loser winner? Me, thats who!