R.I.P. Jeremiah 2006-2008

Group think is a mufucka! When my homies J, Bivins, Walk and Murph all came up with alias' to give to these girls. Shit, it was only right for me to come up with one too. The ideology behind the fake name was that...
If you're out with your "outside" chantel like in the mall and your main chick kim spotted you with this other girl (because we all had it like that of course LOL) kim might be like...

"Andre....is that.. What the fuck is going on andre who is this BITCH?!?"

And chantel would be all like

"Dana (yes Dana was my first attempt at a fake name but it was just so unbelievable I switched it up to Jeremiah) so this is your other bitch, you better put a leash on that bitch for I get her"

And I'd be like

Me: Hold up, hold up, hold up, girl you got the wrong mufucka, I don't know who this andre is but I aint him! I don't know no muthafuckin andre! Lets get outta here chantel! This crazy hooker isn't even worth it!

Kim: Annnnndreeeeeeee!!! Whyyyyyy!
And of course I've since seen the many many many flaws in that "plan" and the probability of that happening like that..........yeah.




-A fake name woulda stopped that girl and joey greco in their tracks!!!

So we all had these fake names giving them out to girls, and yeah it did suck having to safeguard my id's and other stuff but the excitement of the lie was like a rush.

But there was one girl who caused me to put a bullet in the head of jeremiah, Lets call her mystique cause I can't remember her name. After she came through that one time (which was crazy cause Jaguar Paw came back with my roommate while chick was sitting in the couch) we would talk and phone bone a lot..I mean alot.

So everything is set for me to come over there and spend the weekend at her place and show her what I'm stroking like for the first time. If any of y'all have sidekick lx's, then you know that if you charge it all night and you use it heavy all day, you might end up at nighttime with a dead battery. So that's what's happened with me, so I called her from lloyd's phone and was like..

Mystique: hello?

What's up it's andre!

Her: who?

Andre! What you doin?

Her: uhhh.....

Her: *click*

Then as soon as I hung up, I realized the fatal flaw...she doesn't know andre, she knows Jeremiah!
So I'm like fuck and tryna brainstorm with lloyd ways to rectify what just happened

"tell her andre is your last name!"

Jeremiah Andre...that's just stupid!

So I called her back and told her andre was my first name and jeremiah was my middle name I went by... she laughed said I was "fucking unbelievable and told me to lose her number!"

He didn't just fuck up the pussy, he fucked up new pussy with a girl who had a child and actually had goals and ambition aboput herself!

After that, I had to kill him!


and glossing over a pretty mundane tweekend.

-ate lunch at puerto rican chicks restaurant, didn't stay for dessert so now "I owe her one." Apparently she lost the baby in st.louis...I'm kinda glad in a way, but for my own selfish reasons i'm not.

-woke up saturday morning to two late night tip txts. One from entourage and another from a young myspace thundercat not worth blogging about...

- posted my Feelgood's on ebay, so if you or someone like you wears a size 12...

- I beat metal gear solid 4 in 17 hours! Who's the big loser winner? Me, thats who!

Black heart of gold!

I'm always saying this to girls in particular that I try and do good deeds to right some of the bad things I've done... and they'll say to me... "you crazy!" or something like that.. but I'm dead serious though! I mean I'm sometimes suprised that God continues to watch over me..I know I'm a good person but I just do things... Anyways it's a toss up whether I'll get my full pay this week. I looked at my statement and it's only $250. So those diamonds might have to wait.

I was sitting and thinking heavy and puerto rican chick called me to shoot the shit. We talked for a hot minute about her trip to puerto rico and my trip to barbados it felt good, it was almost like a high. I started to tell her how I was feeling down and shit and she was like you should come over here I can make you feel better....etc *dash of cold water*
I don't really want to tell her you know I'm not tryna fuck with you like that too much right now and I probably won't cause as much as I hate being in the waiting room myself, I'd rather keep her there, cause I've heard pregnant girls have that pure brita water filter juice! Plus I'm stuck in a girls waiting room my damn self. I gotta call Jen Bear and just talk to her cause I'm feeling down and my resistence is low and I know her cynical realism and vicious criticism will be like a slap in the face.

Anyways on the way home I passed by the humane society, and I thought since I love dogs and cats more than I do people, if anything could quiet my soul and put some good points on the board for me it's gotta be volunteer work or prayer. I've never been the praying type so volunteer work it is. I figure instead of wasting time and energy playing these fuckity fuck fuck games with these girls I minds well do some good. I filled out the application and talked to this chick there and I should hear something from them pretty soon.

Captain senor mouse

Mom:Andre... there's someone here to see you
who?
Mom:Come and see
Rawr!

Instead of enjoying perculater and wu-tang videos on youtube I'm interupted with some mysterious bullshit!
So I go out and I'm ready to jut say KTHXBI to somebodies unannouced ass, till I see a cute ass lil' chocolate chick with a bob that actually looks good...
then my moms all like "this is Shay, she's been trying to meet you everytime you came here but you'd always miss each other...she's about your age I think. Yeah, her aunt stays across the street. She worked at the bank of america in krogers right there. You might've seen her there, she's a manager of another one in snellville now. She moved out to snellville recently and she doesn't really know anyone.

I swear if I was lightskinned I'd be turning red! I mean I hate akward situations to begin with and here my mom is hooking me up like I'm a prepubescent shy boy and adlibbin everything me and chick says like she's jeezy or something. I couldn't come sideways at her like I wanted cause of mom dukes is just watching me, so I just asked some general knowledge questions; she's jamaican, 25 has her masters in human resources and she wants to be a diplomat when she grows up.

So to leave this circus of akwardivity, I make a store run. It's rainin hella bad so I get a umbrella and walk chick to her car and as she gets in she's like "you can get my number from your mom (pause) if you want."

On a completely not that different note "Puerto rican chick'' calls me and tells me how great puerto rico is, how next time I've gotta come with, and how when I get back she'll be back a week later blah blah blah... I'm sitting there talking to her and I know that when she gets back she could be my easy anytime clothing optional girl. Then I remember she's pregnant with another man's spawn... plus there's JP, I went out with before I left and "she didn't make me miserable, or anxious, or ill at ease. You know, it sounds boring, but it wasn't. It wasn't spectacular either. It was just good. But really good."
So yeah...

Down with the sickness

I'm sick as a dog! I believe these three things are the only things that kept me alive all weekend! I was drinkin hella water and it had me goin like every 15 minutes and with this new prince's wand type thing I've got it in, it's like a test of skill every time I pee!



So I restricted myself to the crib for the weekend to fully heal so it was nothing but guitar playing, phone and txt boning all interspersed with some xbox live. I really only ventured out to quench my lurst with the "Mrs.Robinson" "who's just using me for one thing" and tropical smoothie for paradise points.



I did find myself feeling kinda normal on sunday and organizing my closet and wanting to do something with the stuff I didn't or couldn't wear, so I went to plato's closet to sell some stuff with puerto rican chick. It's crazy because I was talking all this hot shit about not distancing myself and not really fluckin with her on here and to my peoples, but I was kissin' on her at her place and walkin' in the mall with her like some kinda lou bega ass nigga! So I told my dog lloyd how I felt like a sucka doing all this with her whatnot and I asked him scraight up what he thought...





"Now that she's pregnant you can shoot that hot shit all up in her"

-Lloyd

It rhymes with degnant...

You know I'm going to puerto rico for a month and I leave on the 18th
Me: that's tight, I'm jealous!
*about 8 minutes later*
Guess what?
Me: what?
I'm pregnant?!?
Me: ...
A little over a month
Me: are you sure
Yeah, I was throwing up and I had to sleep in my moms bed last night
Me: that sucks *akward pause* Sooo...

That's how the ass end of a conversation I had with puerto rican chick went. I wasn't mad, I wasn't really suprised either.. Well yes I was, and no I wasn't.I'm pretty jaded when it comes to girls doin stuff, but I was suprised because you're talkin this hot shit about tryna find out about me for reals or whatever, and you've got someones spawn growing inside of you. And I wasn't because I knew what time it was. I mean I may look kinda funny but I aint no fool, I knew I wasn't the only one. When she saw my apartment was plushed out and I was fresh, and everytime she called me I was "makin a move" somewhere, I let her think I was a dopeboy, or affiliated in some way with drugs and the fast life. But other than that I kept it 100 to a certain extent and she did too; to a certain extent. So before I allowed myself to freak out, charge her up or Caine from menace her over the phone, I just remembered that we only did it in like regular style and on top style, and girls can't get pregnant like that. Plus I had the jimmy on extra tight!
So I just told her congratulations and asked her what she was gonna do, did she tell her mom and the "here I am lookin ass dude" yet. She was like yeah and she was scared to tell dude cause she doesn't wanna fluck with dude like that and she's not sure. So I went over there thursday and she started crying cause I gave her a funny look, and she asked if I was ''dissapointed or something" I told her I'm not your dad you can't dissapoint me! So we talked and she was like she's gonna do it with or without dude (he wants her to keep it BTW) and me and her can still be cool but she's just gonna focus on her and her stomach and put school on the backburner. I told her that all sounds good but are you really about what you're talkin about? Even while we were talkin I was already thinking about distancing myself from her and that made me feel kinda assholeish. Cause this chick is just just 18, soaking wet behind the ears and in my opinion about to make life a lot more difficile for herself. But at the same time, I'm like I don't wanna be "that guy".
So I'm gonna use this trip to DC next week to really get right, cause I like being out in that water, I really do but damn! Cause I know damn well I'm gonna act a fool in those DC clubs to that go-go and house. So after I come back, I'm gonna focus on the one girl whose been driving me crazy with her "so anythingness" and let my bro tell it "she's not just gonna get down with the get down" and I wouldn't have it any other way.

get smart

After paying $500 I got my car back at like 5:10 puerto rican chick calls me at 5:13, so I wiped all the dust and shit off of my car, and was hella happy that I waxed it the day before my "accident". So I got a cut, showered then headed to her mom's restaurant to scoop her.
I get there and I don't know what she did but she looks like extra good, I mean she got on these jeans and from the front she's gapped out and in the back she's poked out. So I chill in her moms restaurant and its boomin for real for reals! I mean like damn... you know how mobsters hang out in those italian restaurants thats how those ricans were hangin out in here... I thought when my black ass walked in I'd get the turntable music stop sound or whatever but nah... so I'm in there and she's waitin for her friend to bring her some trees, so this dude who looks like the mufucka playin piano and singing the hook in that rick ross and nelly video drops it off, says what's up and hugs her moms then rolls out.
So before I go out back with her, I told her to suprise me with someting to eat, and order it for me, cause I figure by the time she's done, the alcapurrias (beef in a real thin dough) they'll be done. I go out back and she's already rolled up and chiefin and she tells me that "here I am" lookin ass dude was her ex, and he was tryna charge her up about me, but she said he isn't part of her life anymore but her mom likes him cause he's puerto rican...and her mom really really wants her to date a rican, but she doesn't want to cause she knows that culture or whatnot... so I was like you can tell her I'm from north puerto rico!
But in my head I'm kinda like you know I thought we were just hanging out! Even though I wouldn't mind flucking with her like that, but there is 1 maybe 2 things in the way... and even those I can get around. One by ignorance until it changes and the other with a conundrum of fabrications.
So after she took that blunt to the head we were ready to head out, but I was hella hungry and I wanted my alcapurrias, and she smells like a pound and is like "I'm not getting them like this evrybody will know I'm high!" and me myself I really didn't wanna go in there, so she was like I'll ask my mom to bring 'em out! I'm like damn cause the last time I was with her and around her mom, she was tipsy as a mouse, and now she's riding shotgun with my black ass high as fuck... so her mom comes out and is like "hi andre" and drops of the food and goes back in....
So we head out to the movies and all the while she's runnin' her mouth about the wildest shit ( If you go backwards at the speed of light, you can go back in time. You've never heard that? ) so I just turned up the music and tried to drown her out...
So we get there and I give her my prada's to wear cause her eyes are red red, and we go in and it sucks cause it's like 9:35 and the next "get smart" isn't till 10. So we go in "the happening" and I for some stupid reason follow her high ass to the very last row, when we only were tryna kill time in there, so by the time "the happening we have to walk all the way back down, and then all I hear is "shit" and her like grabbin my shoulder, and if I wasn't kinda lightly holdin the handrail, we both would've fell, they would've turned the house lights on and everybody would point at us and laugh..
So we get in "get smart" and sit down or and I hit her with the smoove ass "yaaawn stretch arm thing" and everything was cool except this young punk and his girl sat like a seat away when there was like hella other seats, and I guess he could feel my rage cause after a hot second they moved.
So it's like 12 when we leave and are on the way back to her house and she's like what are you doing afterwards?
I was like probably just gonna chill out.... "true, well you can chill out over here."
If I didn't have to drive back, if I didn't have duty the next day I definatly would've chilled. But if 'if was a fifth' right? So I just dropped her off and called it a night...

Oh yeah, get smart is the funniest movie I've seen all year, no stunt.

Woody lump lump

Even though I'm all about quenching my lurst; at the same time I'm a dating ass dude. Which is good and bad cause a girl I could probably just bring over to my crib, watch a movie and jump up and down with. I might go to the movies or out to eat with her instead and afterwards might not even thrash. Which I don't have a problem with because I'm really doing shit I enjoy, and suggest but I like having company you know. But let my boy Rych and them tell it, "I'm trickin like a mufucka on these hoes and fattening the frog for a snake" cause supposedly after she goes out to eat with me or whatever with me, she's gonna be callin "DeQwon" to come lay some pipe, like I'm just woody lump lump... of course I know that's bullshit, but at the time they were tellin' me this, I was stressin hella hard over a lot of stuff and a lot of girls I was talking to at the time got "two minute drills" and some were lucky to get even that! Sad, I know. But puerto rican chick called me yesterday and was like she lost her phone and wanted to hang out on friday. So I'll see what's up and it might really suck cause I know damn well if we come back to my place and I bust down, driving her back to virginia beach is gonna be the last thing I wanna do, cause I have to be to work at 7:15!

Weekend update

After a couple of hours of geeking out and not being able to get in touch with Ashley (I haven't talked to her in a hot minute, so my 4th might be kinda lonely and that's really gonna suck cause as much as I do me, I'm sure she's doing her to some extent, because even though in the little time we were together, I know it was more than a physical thing, I mean I didn't just like her I liked her liked her... but either way I'm still gonna take time off and enjoy myself cause I need a mini vacation before I donate bone marrow) and puerto rican chick her phone was off like a dog... So my boy Lloyd hit me up askin me to show him where Solebrother was; we go up there and I see the lobster SB's that got released and I wasn't feeling em at all, after that we went to Commonwealth and those Reeboks were still callin my name. After that we went to " Los' " house this dude who works with Lloyd to put some music on his Ipod. We kicked it over there for a sec before we went to a park like down the street cause a dude we knew was throwin a lil' get together there. So we go and I'm like "dwamn" cause I guess it was like a bike rider get together at the park too, and when I say it was thick with bikes, it was thick! Dudes on scretched bikes with chrome and girls with nothin but back on that motorbike everywhere! So at the dudes birthday picnic I knew a few people so I went to get my eat my eat on, so as me and lloyd are walkin, I step on a juice box and it squirts all over him right in front of these girls, and thinkin back now. The shit probably looked intentional as hell cause not a drop got on me and these girls were crackin up and I wanted to laugh to but I saw he was hot about that shit... so we just post up on a car and I see my dude from Texas and he came with his people and they were all mounted up, rims screens and everything. I mean I don't really consider myself a materialistic dude too much, but I mean I would love to have a car that was in the game, because not to many things feel as good as just ridin' around clean as hell. But with gas the way it is, spending about $8000 to get a car and put it in the game really isn't to high priority... So I kicked it with him and chilled. Oh yeah a girl from my boy Rych's get together came by and tried to stunt on me and Lloyd, but whatever.... afterwards even though I kinda promised myself I wasn't gonna go out "Sit back n relax. Watch the ceiling fan spin." is some advice I got, I was ready to go out for reals, but I didn't wanna go to the lil hood ass sweatbox they were planing on going too, and they were dead set against goin to a upscale spot 'cause they tax $20 for sneakers at the door. But I'm like what's $30 to have a good time? We already got liquor, so we get right before and don't worry about buyin' drinks.. But they weren't tryna hear that, and honestly I really wasn't feeling the idea of going out too much I just wanted to do something... So we just ended up chillin at Lloyds house watchin Iron Chef till we fell asleep....

Pot luck-BBQ madness

It felt damn good getting off of work at 11:45! I mean when I normally get off at 1-1:30, shit this was monumental for me... so in preparation for the potluck and the weekend in general I decided to change my oil and wash and wax that Jetta thang. So as I'm at the garage getting ready to get a pnuematic lift, I see a dude Eller I haven't seen since like Feb of '06... we really didn't kick it too hard cause it was him, my boy Ray and me. And me and Ray kicked it super hard and I'd say Ray was our common friend. So we talked and just caught up for a second... so I go to chage my oil and I bought the wrong fuckin filter... so anyways I head home and by then it's about 4, and call the puerto rican chick and tell her she better be making some kinda food and don't tell me what cause I want it to be a suprise... so I get ready and shower and shit and head to pick her up, so I get over there and go to the door and some lil' young punk answers and is like "yeah she's upstairs, so I go up there and there's another young punk up there too... now I really can't get mad and I didn't at all because I know I'm just "leasing" the vajaja, but still I'm kinda like "oooo-k" so we dip out to her moms puerto rican restaurant and pick up the food. Her mom really hooked it up with some "empanadas" so after we go back to her crib, her friend calls her and is like "girl I'm bout to beat this bitchs ass blah blah blah come up here blah blah blah!" so even though it's like 6:45, it just sounds to entertaining to miss... so we go up there and apparently her friend "Rainy" got into it with another chick who worked at her Wendy's and was waiting outside for the chick to get off.. Now "rainy" was like 5'5 180 and looked like she could put some hand on a broad, and puerto rican's like 5'7 117, talkin all sorts of cash shit about "fuckin bitches up" so after about 8 minutes of listening to them talk about what they were gonna do to her, I knew there was no way this chick was gonna come out.

So we get to rich's house at 8pm just like I said we would and I introduce puerto rican chick around and take credt for her "empanadas." It was a pretty cool mix of people there and a girl who I know liked me and at the time I was just being too wack to really move past flirting, and when I did want to persue her, she was fucking with some wack ass trendoid bizzaro version of me. So they stopped kickin it and we didn't really talk as much, but I still know she likes me, and she is cute, kinda wack and goofy but still cute. So I kinda felt good stuntin on her with puerto rico, and it had the desired effect. So we played Taboo and just ate and clowned, then I made this gangsta ass patron magarita and gave puerto rican chick like two big cups, and as much as I wanted to sip and then talk about people, I'm not drinking and driving anymore! So my boy Rich was well on his way to getting drunk and when it comes to roastin' that boy is a monster, so right when we were just getting started chick wanted to leave, so I hit this dude with a monster gap with a good one then left on a high note, all the while cussin puerto rico out for laughing at the jokes about me. LOL

But boy when we got in that car, aw man this girl started trippin for reals... first she was like yeah, "I wish I coulda whopped that bitch's ass today I would've been droppin her" and then she started shdowboxing at my windshield for a real hot minute and then rapping and saying everything in rhyme,"everybody loves my moms restaurant cause the food is good and she wants to open another spot in norfooooolk" and all the while I'm just egging her on...

Tonight

Tonight I’ll be hitting up a little housewarming party for my boy Rich, even though he’s been living there for like 4 months! I’m not trippin about it though, people I work with and clown with will be there and it’ll be real cool just to come through and chill and get my eat and drink on. I had wanted to bring Emily the chick from the club, but after a talk we had on the phone last night IDK… As much as I want to kick it with her I know I damn sure I don’t really want what she wants. I asked her scraight up what she was lookin for and she said “she doesn’t want anybody to be a father to her son cause he’ll always have one, but she wants a man her son can look up to.” I can understand and feel her but I’m not that dude and I’m not gonna play that role just to jump up and down with her! So she hit me with the same question, I said “I honestly don’t know what I looking for, But I think I’ll know it when I find it…” Which even as I said it sounded like some bullshit, and she caught on and was like “So you’re just gonna keeping cycling through random girls ‘till you find it huh?” But anyways Puerto Rican chick will be coming with and I told her to make some chili con carne or something exotic or else NO food = No Eat LOL

Memorial Day

My original plans for memorial day were to hit up a BBQ and then go to see Keyshia Cole at the Afram fest with puerto rican chick...But I really didn't even know what time she was perfoming and the puerto rican chick didn't either, so we were just gonna go out there at dark time... But the BBQ was pretty straight, even though I got my head busted in spades and the chicken was looking kinda suspect... But it came out great and the time I put in the bbq was well worth it... Now I've got itis and going to the afram fest is the last thing on my mind...

Lackluster Friday

Have you ever been chillin with someone and there is like a point were you're like I'm not fuckin with this person at all.. And you keep it cool with the person and shit, laugh and joke with 'em, but in your head your like fuck this person or whatever. That's what's going on right now... I'm with this chick and tryna forget about the Jazzy girl but I'm like it's 1:25 and I'm here with her and her two pothead loser friends and I'm like what am I really doing here? I mean I'm better than this.. If a chick is a reflection of me, then I don't wanna look in the mirror at all. Tonight we went and saw "What happens in Vegas" which is two thumbs down all the way. and ended up chillin with her girls in her room.
I came to this conclusion when she came at me sideways about pickin' some dude up. So she could smoke a L and we could just chill together. So normally I wouldn't have a problem with that but how she went about it really kinda had me hot. I remember sayin' something about a scary answer she told me, and never was that answer more apparant than tonight.
I'm gonna say fuck it man I wanna get with the Jazzy girl, fuck this chick here. But the ball is in her court now I refuse to make a fool out of myself as much as I'd like to talk to her. The best thing about the night was that her girl had some De La Soul dunks and they look even sicker in person. I mean she knew what they were and all about dunks and shit. I was suprised, very suprised.

redemption

I know y'all remember the viscious cockblock that took place last week.. But I rectified all that and came through victorious! I had my mind set on catchin this girl tonight no ifs ands or buts you know.. So I walk past her in class as she walks in and she's muggin hella hard and she's like "hey" so already I'm like ok... so as the class drones on through a boring ass lecture I see her sneaking looks or whatever, so we finish the test and I go out in the hall to compare answers and shoot the shit... so I go out there and I see the chick comin down the hallway towards us, so she walks up on me and we talk I make a few funnies get some laughs outta her or whatever, She's from Puerto Rico but she's been here so long, she's Rican in looks only from the convo's we've had... she works two jobs, one at a tanning place and the other at her mom's puerto rican restaurant..so I'm like what are you gonna do you final paper on (for sociology we gotta volunteer some place and write about it from a "sociological perspective") so she tells me she did hers yesterday at a zoo, and I was like dang... I asked her how it was and she said "it was kinda boring , I wish I could've called you and told you about it"
I hear that and I'm like how about you go again with me, since it was so "fun" then it'll be even more fun with me there! She was like go again, with you... ok. So we go back in class and it's still blah. So everybody hands in their essays and we all peace out, I wanted to talk to her as we left but ehh, so I finally catch up to her and I'm like when's a good time to call? Anytime she says, so I'm like I'll call you when I get home and get straight k?
As I write this I finished callin her and she was like I'm at this shindig, so I told her to have fun and I'd hit her tommorow, she asked me what I was doing tommorow and I told her we figure something out...
I don't know why I'm still.. I was gonna say amazed but that's not the right word... I guess the thrill of meeting a new girl never gets old to me. Now I'm never a smell my fingers type dude, I just like meeting new girls and seeing what happens. You know?
Anyways y'all be easy I'm out, be on the lookout I post daily so TTYL

Passarella Death Squad

Passarella Death Squad is some of the newest hotness I've seen in a while.. I'm all about freaky t-shirts and these take the cake... Nothing really to report. I gave blood yesterday for donating Bone Marrow, so yeah i'm feeling all charitable.. Or whatever.. Spent the night getting a little tipsy and texting a cute young lady so now I'm paying for it at work! Oh yeah today is the day I try and right that cockblock tonight and put my bid in with Puerto Rico, so I'll let y'all know how it goes!

Interestation up ahead!

This next week should be very interesting, Through my roomate I met a girl that's cooler than a box fan in the summer time so yeah... and with another attempt to right some wrongs on tuesday and thursday, I really can't wait!

I need to write about that viscious cockblock.... I wrote previously about a real cute puerto rican girl in class or whatever... so today I see her again after my debacle last thursday... so I class today I jump hella fresh and even throw on some smell good ( yeah I like to stunt for these girls, so what?) anyways in class teach comes in late and hands out exams from last thursday and when I go to get mines, she says " I wanna say you got the highest score in the class!" I told the teach "shhh shhh" I got a 179 crazy right? So I sit down and everybody's kinda lookin at me like damn and I even catch the chick lookin... teach tells us it's gonna be a early class cause she's got a migraine... so I see the chick gettin a call and packing her stuff up so I'm like I gotta make some kind of move, so the roll gets passed around and I'm lie I'm gonna jet after I sign, so boom I sign and I'm out...
So I kinda hang back, playing with my LX a lil bit waiting for her to catch up... so boom I see her with a sack of food that smelled real good when I came in, and I said "you're prepared today" she was like yeah I was just gonna eat in class... I said and you weren't even gonna offer me any huh? Daaaang... she was like idve given you some if you asked... so we start talking more and all of a sudden like a Dikembe Mutumbo / Ben Wallace / Patrick Ewing hand out of nowhere comes this goaltending, cockblocking ass navy nigga... siding up to us talkin bout some shit about the class and ruining my feng shui... I wanted to kill this motherfucka, and tomake it worse he was directing all his questions towards me like the chick wasn't even there... and then chick was like alright guys.. ALRIGHT GUYS!!!!! Like were all a group of friends! And even walking back to my car I couldn't even focus cause he started talking about some navy bullshit... so now because we don't have class on thursday , yeah I can go to entourage and continue "Fly with D" the FIRST reality show with no cameras, starring Fly Boy D trying to find love or just quenching his Lurst™ with a lucky girl in the club. But I would've rather spent that night with her, eating scrawberries or just running my hands through her hair....