Chatty Cathy

- I'll be right back y'all, my other table asked for take out cartons and I just plum forgot like 4 times!!!


- y'all know we've got like every game playing on tv right now, I love the redskins!

- what time is is y'all? ten a clock already *woot* I get out of here in a hour, well not get outta here I gotta wrap silverware, fill the salt and pepper. Did y'all know that pepper has to be on the right, because if a blind person came in they would expect the salt to be on the right!


Jaguar Paw's homegirl tells her that happy hour starts at 10 at fridays, even though my better judgement told me that no happy hour starts at 10pm, I went with JP anyways because I just enjoy her company. Anyways we go to Friday's and get seated and the most annoying waitress in the world serves us...

Lina said...

"otherwise I'd probably have a turrets moment and blurt out, "Shutthefuckup!!" and it would be all fast and shit, with a head spasm on the side."

I came close...so very close.

Shun the non believer...Shuuuunnnn

As the days of rooming with my friend come to an end, I feel like I should be ansy or scouring craigslist for roomates wanted. But no, I'm not. I'm gonna be moving one of two places, to the barge which is like a floating prison or a barracks room which is like a hotel kinda. So by the time I get back from my atlanta and barbados I'll know something.
But on moving out, yeah I'll miss the day to day fuckery and domestic violence but as much as I'll miss the crazy times I wonder what will happen with one of his friends/co-workers "Jaguar Paw" that I had a hot and cold flirtationship with. I wonder if she'll still fluck with me, on cool type shit after our middleman isn't there.
But I'll see...
Other than that a really cool/goofy/pretty girl I work with and have had a really semi-akward flirtationship with for awhile, gave me her number and we're supposed to go see the Dark Knight... In iMax!! So that's pretty swheat and I would like to finally see her in a non work related environment.
As far as my lurst it's been under control,it's been less like a hunger pang and more like a something I'm aware of only when I really think about it, or late night convos go into the gutter. I've been really just maxing out and preparing to move out on the 1st, so phone boning has been at an all time low, but I'm alright with that. Yeah, I do kinda miss "the textpectation" from having interesting txt conversations but I don't need a woman to validate me, validate might be the wrong word so I'll just say I'm enjoying my own company...

Oh yeah, not to be outdone by a certain someone, in four hours of watch I made the be all and end of rubber band balls! Three bags thick baby... and yes it is that serious.
BEHOLD

I've been hella lazy with putting up pics and shit from my 311 and Snoop concert but tommorow for sures...

Tweekend

This weekend kinda sucked... when I know that I have to come in and work on sunday, spend the night there and go straight into work on monday it's like having a clock of impending doom on my shoulder. But I tried to make the best of it though. I went out on friday with a really pretty girl who's got a speaking voice just like kelis. Which to me is so flucking sexy! She's also got aspirations of modeling, I don't believe she's applebottom or southpole model material but I can mos def see her in high fashion cause even though she tells me she's 5"7 I know that she's really like 5'10. But we went to see the happening which was meh at best...

So sunday comes around and some people got together and took moneies to buy and cook some chicken and hot dogs, and when I say cook, that's all they did. Cau-cajan style too! Straight from the package to the grill, burnt up to your plate. I can't even stunt I was hungry as hell though so I did tear it up later that night for reals....

get smart

After paying $500 I got my car back at like 5:10 puerto rican chick calls me at 5:13, so I wiped all the dust and shit off of my car, and was hella happy that I waxed it the day before my "accident". So I got a cut, showered then headed to her mom's restaurant to scoop her.
I get there and I don't know what she did but she looks like extra good, I mean she got on these jeans and from the front she's gapped out and in the back she's poked out. So I chill in her moms restaurant and its boomin for real for reals! I mean like damn... you know how mobsters hang out in those italian restaurants thats how those ricans were hangin out in here... I thought when my black ass walked in I'd get the turntable music stop sound or whatever but nah... so I'm in there and she's waitin for her friend to bring her some trees, so this dude who looks like the mufucka playin piano and singing the hook in that rick ross and nelly video drops it off, says what's up and hugs her moms then rolls out.
So before I go out back with her, I told her to suprise me with someting to eat, and order it for me, cause I figure by the time she's done, the alcapurrias (beef in a real thin dough) they'll be done. I go out back and she's already rolled up and chiefin and she tells me that "here I am" lookin ass dude was her ex, and he was tryna charge her up about me, but she said he isn't part of her life anymore but her mom likes him cause he's puerto rican...and her mom really really wants her to date a rican, but she doesn't want to cause she knows that culture or whatnot... so I was like you can tell her I'm from north puerto rico!
But in my head I'm kinda like you know I thought we were just hanging out! Even though I wouldn't mind flucking with her like that, but there is 1 maybe 2 things in the way... and even those I can get around. One by ignorance until it changes and the other with a conundrum of fabrications.
So after she took that blunt to the head we were ready to head out, but I was hella hungry and I wanted my alcapurrias, and she smells like a pound and is like "I'm not getting them like this evrybody will know I'm high!" and me myself I really didn't wanna go in there, so she was like I'll ask my mom to bring 'em out! I'm like damn cause the last time I was with her and around her mom, she was tipsy as a mouse, and now she's riding shotgun with my black ass high as fuck... so her mom comes out and is like "hi andre" and drops of the food and goes back in....
So we head out to the movies and all the while she's runnin' her mouth about the wildest shit ( If you go backwards at the speed of light, you can go back in time. You've never heard that? ) so I just turned up the music and tried to drown her out...
So we get there and I give her my prada's to wear cause her eyes are red red, and we go in and it sucks cause it's like 9:35 and the next "get smart" isn't till 10. So we go in "the happening" and I for some stupid reason follow her high ass to the very last row, when we only were tryna kill time in there, so by the time "the happening we have to walk all the way back down, and then all I hear is "shit" and her like grabbin my shoulder, and if I wasn't kinda lightly holdin the handrail, we both would've fell, they would've turned the house lights on and everybody would point at us and laugh..
So we get in "get smart" and sit down or and I hit her with the smoove ass "yaaawn stretch arm thing" and everything was cool except this young punk and his girl sat like a seat away when there was like hella other seats, and I guess he could feel my rage cause after a hot second they moved.
So it's like 12 when we leave and are on the way back to her house and she's like what are you doing afterwards?
I was like probably just gonna chill out.... "true, well you can chill out over here."
If I didn't have to drive back, if I didn't have duty the next day I definatly would've chilled. But if 'if was a fifth' right? So I just dropped her off and called it a night...

Oh yeah, get smart is the funniest movie I've seen all year, no stunt.

Mystique

I met up with a girl I met from the club and even though it was unexpected as hell, it went off pretty smooth... I started off running a errand and she hit me up or whatever saying she had school but she might buck it cause she finished her test or whatever... so I just said hit me up when you get out... all I really planned on doin was listening to some new albums I got, and maybe talking with her laters, so I'm at the crib doing just that when she calls me like an hour later asking me what I'm doin. So I say just chillin' and she's like I'm tryna see you today, and I'm on my way to your house after I pick up my son! So I kinda raised my eyebrows at that, I was gonna kinda charge her up about it, but I'm like "oh yeah?" and she's like "should I get a babysitter or what?" so I ask her scraight up "what did you have in mind to do?" she was like ''I just want to chill" I know that in girl speak sometimes chill means chill and sometimes it means "chiiillllllll" so I took it as the first and said "yeah bring your lil dude through"... After I got off the phone I'm really kinda kicking myself for telling her to come through cause I honestly couldn't remember what the chick really looked like other than she was a yellowbone and the day after the club I had asked her for a picture... and she sent me a pic she took of a picture of her! I'm also not just a rude ass dude or whatever and I don't wanna just not answer her call when she gets near my crib, so I just asked myself, what else am I doing?
So I'm directing her to my crib and my directions are pretty shitty so I meet her up at 7-11 and I see her and she's hella cute for reals, and even though she had just came from school and was still in her scrubs, I could see she was workin with a lil something or whatever.. So we come back to my place and I'm kinda thrown off a lil bit because this chick has a freakin baby with her! I mean I knew she would but I'm still like damn! But I mean we kicked it and rapped a tad and the first question I really asked her was "where's the daddy?" and she was like dude wasn't shit so she just had to do her, which I can respect... all in all she seemed pretty chill and not about that bullshit, and that's hella rare with meetin girls at the club. So I'll just keep an open mind and see what happens.

Lackluster Friday

Have you ever been chillin with someone and there is like a point were you're like I'm not fuckin with this person at all.. And you keep it cool with the person and shit, laugh and joke with 'em, but in your head your like fuck this person or whatever. That's what's going on right now... I'm with this chick and tryna forget about the Jazzy girl but I'm like it's 1:25 and I'm here with her and her two pothead loser friends and I'm like what am I really doing here? I mean I'm better than this.. If a chick is a reflection of me, then I don't wanna look in the mirror at all. Tonight we went and saw "What happens in Vegas" which is two thumbs down all the way. and ended up chillin with her girls in her room.
I came to this conclusion when she came at me sideways about pickin' some dude up. So she could smoke a L and we could just chill together. So normally I wouldn't have a problem with that but how she went about it really kinda had me hot. I remember sayin' something about a scary answer she told me, and never was that answer more apparant than tonight.
I'm gonna say fuck it man I wanna get with the Jazzy girl, fuck this chick here. But the ball is in her court now I refuse to make a fool out of myself as much as I'd like to talk to her. The best thing about the night was that her girl had some De La Soul dunks and they look even sicker in person. I mean she knew what they were and all about dunks and shit. I was suprised, very suprised.

Cinco de Mayo wrap up

Grand Theft Auto really is monopolizing my free time like a son of a bitch... but the more I play it the more awesomer it gets... but this happened on Cinco de Mayo and I could've post dated it or whatever but it took a minute to get it down. I glossed over the "keepin' it real goes wrong moment" because I really don't feel I made the right choice, I "kept it real" and people I talked to about it said I made the best choice but it just doesn't feel that way.
I'm just getting back from chilling with the Jazzy girl, and I don't know what to think about it at all. I mean it didn't go at all as planned as far as what I had in mind... I just wanted to eat a quesadilla and drink a margarita you know cause it's Cinco de Mayo.. But when I invited her to come out with me, I had like a sit down restaurant in mind you know a real chill affair for the second date, but the place was jumpin' cause of the holiday.
So we go in there and get our drinks and sit at the bar... and we're talkin and the convo is goin real good and all of a sudden a "when keepin' it real goes wrong" moment happens...

But from that moment on things go real smooth the convo flows real good. So I walked her to her car and hugged or whatnot and said our goodbyes. Until I believe I fumbled after that but I'm not even gonna speak on that too much. So yeah....I'm gonna hopefully catch up with her later in the week and see what unfolds...