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Pot luck-BBQ madness

It felt damn good getting off of work at 11:45! I mean when I normally get off at 1-1:30, shit this was monumental for me... so in preparation for the potluck and the weekend in general I decided to change my oil and wash and wax that Jetta thang. So as I'm at the garage getting ready to get a pnuematic lift, I see a dude Eller I haven't seen since like Feb of '06... we really didn't kick it too hard cause it was him, my boy Ray and me. And me and Ray kicked it super hard and I'd say Ray was our common friend. So we talked and just caught up for a second... so I go to chage my oil and I bought the wrong fuckin filter... so anyways I head home and by then it's about 4, and call the puerto rican chick and tell her she better be making some kinda food and don't tell me what cause I want it to be a suprise... so I get ready and shower and shit and head to pick her up, so I get over there and go to the door and some lil' young punk answers and is like "yeah she's upstairs, so I go up there and there's another young punk up there too... now I really can't get mad and I didn't at all because I know I'm just "leasing" the vajaja, but still I'm kinda like "oooo-k" so we dip out to her moms puerto rican restaurant and pick up the food. Her mom really hooked it up with some "empanadas" so after we go back to her crib, her friend calls her and is like "girl I'm bout to beat this bitchs ass blah blah blah come up here blah blah blah!" so even though it's like 6:45, it just sounds to entertaining to miss... so we go up there and apparently her friend "Rainy" got into it with another chick who worked at her Wendy's and was waiting outside for the chick to get off.. Now "rainy" was like 5'5 180 and looked like she could put some hand on a broad, and puerto rican's like 5'7 117, talkin all sorts of cash shit about "fuckin bitches up" so after about 8 minutes of listening to them talk about what they were gonna do to her, I knew there was no way this chick was gonna come out.

So we get to rich's house at 8pm just like I said we would and I introduce puerto rican chick around and take credt for her "empanadas." It was a pretty cool mix of people there and a girl who I know liked me and at the time I was just being too wack to really move past flirting, and when I did want to persue her, she was fucking with some wack ass trendoid bizzaro version of me. So they stopped kickin it and we didn't really talk as much, but I still know she likes me, and she is cute, kinda wack and goofy but still cute. So I kinda felt good stuntin on her with puerto rico, and it had the desired effect. So we played Taboo and just ate and clowned, then I made this gangsta ass patron magarita and gave puerto rican chick like two big cups, and as much as I wanted to sip and then talk about people, I'm not drinking and driving anymore! So my boy Rich was well on his way to getting drunk and when it comes to roastin' that boy is a monster, so right when we were just getting started chick wanted to leave, so I hit this dude with a monster gap with a good one then left on a high note, all the while cussin puerto rico out for laughing at the jokes about me. LOL

But boy when we got in that car, aw man this girl started trippin for reals... first she was like yeah, "I wish I coulda whopped that bitch's ass today I would've been droppin her" and then she started shdowboxing at my windshield for a real hot minute and then rapping and saying everything in rhyme,"everybody loves my moms restaurant cause the food is good and she wants to open another spot in norfooooolk" and all the while I'm just egging her on...

5 comments:

Lina said...

Ummm....can we get the rest of the story please? Thanks.

arychtexas said...

Man bro I was so fucked up. Man you know cowans gave me that jose and it had me throwing up everywhere that god for katie!

Andre said...

Well the story should end with me taking her back to my place and wearing her narrow ass out, and even though she was using her hands a little bit on the car ride, I honestly wasn't that lursty enough to deal with her sloppy drunk ass, no matter how good the P is... So I took her by her mom's restaurant so her mom could see the stiches she ripped out slapboxing with "rainy". So as soon as she gets out the car I'm like "fuck! this girl is through and her pops is in the navy and holds rank too..fuck me" so I wait for her to come out and her mom come over and is like "hi andre" and doesn't really seem to hot about it...
So I drop her back at her place and smash out to my side of town kicking myself for not keeping my camera charged and on deck at all times! And that is the whole story

K. Denise said...

lol. i hate to admit this but Kanye just started playin in my head. I shouldnt even have to say what song.....

karrie b. said...

omg i love you! and ALWAYSSSSS have a camera handy!

-KB

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