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Woody lump lump


Even though I'm all about quenching my lurst; at the same time I'm a dating ass dude. Which is good and bad cause a girl I could probably just bring over to my crib, watch a movie and jump up and down with. I might go to the movies or out to eat with her instead and afterwards might not even thrash. Which I don't have a problem with because I'm really doing shit I enjoy, and suggest but I like having company you know. But let my boy Rych and them tell it, "I'm trickin like a mufucka on these hoes and fattening the frog for a snake" cause supposedly after she goes out to eat with me or whatever with me, she's gonna be callin "DeQwon" to come lay some pipe, like I'm just woody lump lump... of course I know that's bullshit, but at the time they were tellin' me this, I was stressin hella hard over a lot of stuff and a lot of girls I was talking to at the time got "two minute drills" and some were lucky to get even that! Sad, I know. But puerto rican chick called me yesterday and was like she lost her phone and wanted to hang out on friday. So I'll see what's up and it might really suck cause I know damn well if we come back to my place and I bust down, driving her back to virginia beach is gonna be the last thing I wanna do, cause I have to be to work at 7:15!

6 comments:

Lina said...

Aint nothing wrong with wanting company, even if you aint down to "thrash". I do that shit all the time, if I want you with me, I dont mind breaking bread, but maybe Im an original. Anywho...it aint tricking to take a female out every now and again....its tricking when you buying shit for a female just to get some p***y.

Oh, and dude I for real feel you on not wanting to drive a maf***a home after you lay the pipe...shit is for the birds...it would all depend on just how bad I wanted it...

Kandi Black said...

Ay, who they hell is that in the picture...im hoping its not you...i don't wanna have to talk about you...

and like she ^^^ said, it's okay to hang out and not wanna get busy. i wish a lot more guys would learn that hanging doesn't equal 'let's have sex'.

i've been driven home after sex. the other person has no choice. u must obey the one that provides the kitty.

THE 0NE THEY AiNT USED T0. said...

LOL @ kandi
"i doont wanna have to talk about u"

"woody lump lump" nice visual picture.

K. Denise said...

ay its just as bad having to get up and drive home yourself lol. Sometimes you just gotta suck it up and do what you gotta do. Ive been late 4 work at least 3 times that i can think of because of that lol jk. For real though. Sometimes the girl does do what your friends told you. But most girls will give up the back up for the one that spends time with them.

Andre said...

@lina
Yeah, I enjoy company for reals and especially if I'm suggesting the activity then it's nothing at all to pay.

@KB
Nah that's just a picture of the elusive "Woody lump lump" lookin like he just fell off a meatwagon...
But a lot of girls aren't very straightforward with what they really wanna do, like when a chick says "we can hang out and do whatever" that can really be misinterpeted.. But I do feel you though that is something that does need to be learned early as a guy. Provides the kitty? LOL

arychtexas said...

JIOP man its like throwing the alley oop somebody gonna dunk. you throwing the oop and somebody waiting on the other side waiting to bust her down. That doesnt work in every case but you catch my drift! or you a cold ass nigga ! jahahahahahah

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