Live from Barbados

I got in yesterday...and after being held at the airport by immagration I see my uncle and it's all scraight. Drivin around these bajans drive crazy as hell and I don't just mean cause their left hand drive, I mean passing on blind hills and turns. I'm kind scared to get behind the wheel but I will though...I'm walkin around here in flip flops, a cowboy straw hat and a wifebeater lookin like a whatever and I love it! It's so beautiful here, words really can't explain...I mean I kinda freaked on the plane landing, I was lookin out the window and I'm like this is a fuckin island! Where I'm staying (st. phillips is less touristy and just perfect for chilaxin like I wanna... Since I've been here I went to the coast near my uncle's house and swam and just took it all in and worked on my tan, ate some ackee's, eat flying fish and told my uncle about the whole false baby / worst 4 months of my life situation... I mean it was good just dialouging with him about life in general and these women out here.. He told me something thats true as hell and I hope I never forget it...What else is crazy is that my uncle is about 60 years old and he's still pullin 'em, young ones (early 30's) at that!

The only thing that would make this better is female compainionship and I can think of like 3 girls I'd like to be here with but oh well right? anyways probably when I get back to Ga I'll have the pics for y'all!

So yeah...

edit @ 23:27

my uncle found an adaptor for my digi so here's a lil something...


My unc's neighgbor's daughter who just finished reading my erotic short story...she asked me what a prince albert was and I didn't whip out like I should've. I just told her...


The coast where I swim and work on my tan..that reef/break I actually climbed on. yay me! Next time I go I'm gonna find a place to jump off where I won't kill myself..


Ackee's sweet nectar fruits of the Gods!

My name is andre: and I like walks on the beach

It's hella cool meetin' new people who are about the same things I'm all about. Cause I feel like I'm not the type of person who's just gonna try to hang with somebody cause of who they are or whatever, if it happens it happens right? So when dude told me his ex girl as coming down with six of her homegirls I thought it was gonna be like Smokin' Aces with all these boat dudes tryna get on. But when I actually got down there he told me I was the only dude out of everybody he told that showed up. The dude Rafi is a scraight fool, so I'm officially sponsoring his membership into the Virginia Beach chapter of the pimp legion of doom. I was kinda intimidated well not intimidated but I'd say overwhelmed but after I saw they were cool and vica versa it was a cheese and rice.



They had a hotel room on the beach and it was cool, cause even though I've been in Va for a hot minute I never really kicked it on the beach, strip and oceanfront like that cause it was and still is full of drunk white boys, chickenheads and cotton thugs. So I was seeing it just like they were seeing it, through a tourist's eyes.


All the time I was over there it was super chill, the girls were from scrong island and manhattan and were pretty fierce camera whores and they were all about some book called "the secret", that says you can manifest your destiny by thinking about your goal. Only thing that kinda sucked is that they weren't really tryna leave the oceanfront for downtown with much better nightlife,they were more on trendoid bars but even still it was scraight. To me the prettiest of the friends was either this dominican chick

or this kinda punkish white chick I still can't believe I stayed up all night watching charlie the unicorn and salad fingers and just talking until we watched the sunrise...I was pretty winehoused like all friday and saturday night but suprisingly no hangover or jumping up and down ensued.




the flash showed me no love! I'm lookin like the tip of a banana. Lookin like if I had green eyes I'd look like a x-box!

Memorial Day

My original plans for memorial day were to hit up a BBQ and then go to see Keyshia Cole at the Afram fest with puerto rican chick...But I really didn't even know what time she was perfoming and the puerto rican chick didn't either, so we were just gonna go out there at dark time... But the BBQ was pretty straight, even though I got my head busted in spades and the chicken was looking kinda suspect... But it came out great and the time I put in the bbq was well worth it... Now I've got itis and going to the afram fest is the last thing on my mind...