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Captain senor mouse

Mom:Andre... there's someone here to see you
who?
Mom:Come and see
Rawr!

Instead of enjoying perculater and wu-tang videos on youtube I'm interupted with some mysterious bullshit!
So I go out and I'm ready to jut say KTHXBI to somebodies unannouced ass, till I see a cute ass lil' chocolate chick with a bob that actually looks good...
then my moms all like "this is Shay, she's been trying to meet you everytime you came here but you'd always miss each other...she's about your age I think. Yeah, her aunt stays across the street. She worked at the bank of america in krogers right there. You might've seen her there, she's a manager of another one in snellville now. She moved out to snellville recently and she doesn't really know anyone.

I swear if I was lightskinned I'd be turning red! I mean I hate akward situations to begin with and here my mom is hooking me up like I'm a prepubescent shy boy and adlibbin everything me and chick says like she's jeezy or something. I couldn't come sideways at her like I wanted cause of mom dukes is just watching me, so I just asked some general knowledge questions; she's jamaican, 25 has her masters in human resources and she wants to be a diplomat when she grows up.

So to leave this circus of akwardivity, I make a store run. It's rainin hella bad so I get a umbrella and walk chick to her car and as she gets in she's like "you can get my number from your mom (pause) if you want."

On a completely not that different note "Puerto rican chick'' calls me and tells me how great puerto rico is, how next time I've gotta come with, and how when I get back she'll be back a week later blah blah blah... I'm sitting there talking to her and I know that when she gets back she could be my easy anytime clothing optional girl. Then I remember she's pregnant with another man's spawn... plus there's JP, I went out with before I left and "she didn't make me miserable, or anxious, or ill at ease. You know, it sounds boring, but it wasn't. It wasn't spectacular either. It was just good. But really good."
So yeah...

6 comments:

Lina said...

Thats funny...moms are something else. As my mother tried to hook me up with my next door neighbor when I was moving in....but you got to love them.

Puerto Rico=easy clothing optional chick=good idea

Judy D. said...

maybe ma should be around more often to tame that ass lmao...

seems like a nice girl tho...

Andre said...

Me? Tamed? Come on nows?
But, yeah she seems cool, I ended up calling her and were gonna eat then go see a scary movie and see if we click...

arychtexas said...

jama cute? puerto rican chick is crazy. You better not do what lloyd be saying! Spitting that hot stuff in her!

Taryn "Skinny Genes" B. said...

mothers always make situations like that awkward lol.

but I agree with Judy D.
and She seems like a nice lady.

Han said...

the bob is in.

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