party everyday, live forever?

"If you spent as much time and focus in school as you did these girls and other shit you'd be done by now!"

-Nadia

But to tell the truth that's like the majority of my life... I kind of feel weirded out when on the rare occasions I'm on facebook because I see these chicks in their kente grad robes smiling like they're happy to be alive and holding up their bachelor of interior decorating/ psychology/ sociology/marketing/public relations/human resources degrees, and I feel like since I just recently got my associates , I'm behind the curve and shit. But fuck it, I mean I'm not in any race with anybody, we just chose different paths.

I got a letter that made me do some soul searching... well not really soul searching but just questions I'd have to ask myself, and it like left me flustered after I read it. It really was about being reminded of watching what you do, cause this world ain't that big.

''.....don't run through tons of girls

trying to do everything you can

before you turn 25.''

Sometimes people can really shoot arrows and hit the mark. I showed my homegirl and she was all about it for real. But even when I was very close to actually getting a 'party everyday, live forever' tattoo, 'this was feb' 2008 in jacksonville and I was in the shop ready to go'

I know you can't be trying snatch em if you're over a certain age, because dudes like that end of as dudes in the club looking like chaperons and shit in their suede kangol hats and matching velvets suits on, with white k swiss' on. That can't be me. and contrary to what my tattoo would've said, you can't party forever. But at the same time, I'm in no hurry to get married and waiting in the mean time would suck. I've said before marriage is like a ball and chain and I think that at my age there's no way I could find "that one television program to watch all my life"

Is that selfish?

This douchebag I knew from when I was just outta high school, rolls up to kick it and smoke in his scrubs and brags how he's a orderly...

Me: So you're a orderly?

Yeah

Me: Like the fat boys in that movie?

and him and his fiance are doing this, and that and he can't wait to be married and have his kid, how it's the best thing that ever happened to him, yada yada yada I told him cool, but I like to think that he was full of shit. Among that he was just talking to hear himself speak, but he asked me where did I see myself at age 40 and I was like...

'Living in Barbados or maybe Cost Rica... retired, working on my novel that I've been working on for years, running errands around the island in a german car, eating good and just tending to my garden where I'm growing herbs and potent marijuana and...

Alexis: You're not gonna be married or have any kids?!?!

Me: *kanye shrug*

I know her from...

I hate people who wanna show you endless pictures of girls on facebook/myspace. When I look at some people's faces when they're showing me these pictures, they have this glazed over look of pride on their faces, like they should be rewarded for having 'sxc friends' in their friends list. When I'm near a computer and somebody starts going to their myspace/facebook to start that bullshit, I'll just walk away. I mean there's only so much I can look at before I start to not give a fuck. The worst is when I ignore them and then they try to get my attention by saying shit like....

"oooooweeeeee, she's bad"

"daaaaamn"

"she got fiiiiine"

To get you to want to investigate what the hell they're doing.

"awwwww man, if you think she's bad, wait till you see....*mouse click, mouse click* Her!!"

Me:She could get it

"That's nothing, this one stays in Turkmenistan and she's shittin on her!

Me: Oh wow.....

"And I know her from (insert noun here)....and this one went to (insert noun here)"

Me:.............cool?

I remember back when I first signed up for myspace back in 2005. I was kinda skeptical about the site because I was all about Hot or Not and my rating of 8. Now my boy Ray was just signing up for it too and somehow he became a cool new person and was bombarded by friend requests, and from that moment on he was all about myspace and showing me the copious amounts of random chicks he was friends with. I've hated people showing me pictures of kids/babies/friends of friends ever since...

Frenemies

I'm a firm believer that when it comes to meeting new girls... You get in good, then you try and put your man on her friend/sister/cousin off GP. But it's like there is anarchy in the girl world. Almost every girl I talk to I'll ask them something like...

Me: "I'm here with my dog or whatever, where your friends at!"

Bad Gal : I dont hang out with girls they ___________.

A.triflin

B.start trouble

C.bitches

D.I just hang with my cousin/best friend I've known since __ Grade.

E. or the ever popular... "I only hang out with dudes cause they keep it real"

F. Fill in your own answer

Now E. Really grinds my gears because I wanna scream at these girls "Keep it real, these niggas just wanna fuck your stupid ass they don't like hanging with you!" Now of course this isn't always the case but you know...

Not generalizing at all but how are all these girls fuckin each other over? I mean dudes I call my homeboys and really fuck with, the closest they come to fuckin me over is maybe in a hoes over bros situation, But shit, at the right time I'm a hoes over bros type dude myself. Or maybe being hella late with something. But again "I'll be there in five minute, five hours later, I'll be there in five minutes" describes me perfectly.

What's really going on out here?

PS: As far as my me being GHB'd , I think that amaretto sour I took from a girl was laced.She had two and was gonna give one to her friend but her friend already had a drink, so before we danced she handed it to me. She was semi keut, well keut enough to not have to date rape. On the way home I got out the car and earled behind the truck and told errbody I was "calibrating my GPS!" Arych's wife says it was the swirl( I was pregaming on screwdrivers and on long islands at the club, then that sweet ass amaretto sour), and Arych says that I've got the liver of a 13 year old girl...

PPS: I flucks with Kid Cudi, first heard Authentik chattin bout him, then I heard him on that Santogold mixtape, then I heard Day n nite... Kid's a beast!

Give 'till it hurts!

How far is too far to go for a relationship? Whether it be a romantic relationship or just a friendship.

Luther says "Never too much, Never too much"

Andre says

"I don't know about all that, but I do think it should be like 50/50 or even 60/35 you know keep it 100;it keeps the thrill of the hunt in the courting process ...but any more than that...is that just taking the piss?

I hate my palms cause they light!

I've been saying it for the longest... The animosity between the light skin boy/girls and the dark skin boys/girls is real. Fueled by everything from the media to your friends, it can work wonder for some and destroy others! I remember when I first got down to Georgia in like '95, but we moved from sandy springs (white part of town) to stone mountain (mixed but more black than white)in like '96 I still had a kind of strong british accent. So being black black and talkin' "white white" the only two places I could logically be from was Africa or Jamaica. I had to learn how to joan real quick. Cause I think african booty scratcher just got invented that year and black jokes then were like I'm rick james bitch! was in 2004! My tormentors were almost always light skinned dudes, thus spawning my distaste for my fairer skinned brothers!

For years it's always been a secret war...
sometimes public





and every so often for both sides a champion would emerge swaying girls hearts and making the opposing side "Out of style"

Champions






Other champions






This came up when me and my only light skinned homeboy J and his homegirl were talkin about that young berg shit...About how girls don't want light skinned dudes cause they're concieted, or want them cause thier baby will have good hair and how girls don't want dark skinned dudes cause they're ugly! How light chicks like dark dudes and dark chicks like light dudes. How everybody wants a yellow over a black chick.

Me: that's what he get for being light skinned in detroit

J: fuck does that mean

Me: y'all out of style and you know how they say pretty boys are weak and shit. so they thought he was a lick and they were right. plus y'all are outta style anyway, jus like kanye said!

J: We ain't went nowhere!

I know hella dudes and girls who say shit like "I couldn't see my self talkin to a dark/light skin person." Me personally, I don't discriminate, I ejaculate. I mean if a chicks pretty she's pretty hands down color non-withstanding.

Do y'all believe in this "in style" stuff?

How do y'all feel about the whole light/dark thing?

Is there even a thing?

Why the fuck did they replace aunt viv? and which viv did you like more?

Andre said...

In the eighties, if you were a man and you didn't look like a girl, have a curl or slang dope. You better be light skinned 'cause you weren't gettin no play.

RealHustla said...


That's so true! I kept it secret that I like the chocolate brothas just so that I could fit in with my friends.

Don't worry it happens to every guy.

Being on the other side of town caught me at the mall and while I was in there I ran into a girl tarsha I dated in early 2006, that was one of the many things she said about my "problem". Few people who know me know that 2006 was a tumultuous year for me and that tumultu-ocity manifested itself into two things.

1. PE

2. ED

For any man that’s some heavy shit to deal with but for a 21 year old in the so called best years of my life. That shit was like a dagger in my heart and soul! I turned to my homies, but them punk ass tricks made it worse. I turned to my homegirls and they made it even more worser! Just seeing her brought back all those terrible memories, if I was a weaker person I would of ran out of that mall stark raving mad! But we had a convo that wasn’t awkward as I thought it would be.

I have officially sworn off going to the malls for clothes shopping purposes. Well I take that back because I still fluck with ae and express, but as far as urban wear is concerned I’m done. Who even wears urban wear / ed hardy anymore?


My point exactly...

I remember going to the mall before and being disgusted, I thought I would go in yesterday and it would change. How wrong was I…? Everything is still bright colours and skulls and empty quotations. Pretty soon it’s gonna be nothing but gently used clothing for me!

He had a gun to my fucking head!

Here I am trying to enjoy my ruined labor day (I had to work which defeats the purpose of the day, so fuck labor day!) and as I sit down to enjoy my hot salsa, tortillas, and just surf on my sidekick.
I see him.
And he sees me.
He’s one of those nice guys to a fault who works in my department and is one of those people who will follow you to keep a conversation going - a fucking conversation hostage! His demands are an ear to bend and a shoulder to cry on!

Normal people convobortions like...
“yeah….......”
"ok......"
“Oh that’s cool………”
and my personal favorite…
“ daaaang……..”
Notice the periods indicate silence, which is accompanied by closed body language, and a head nod as I slowly resume what I was doing. They just don’t work on this conversation hostage! He’s like a herb...

the friend that no one likes. So he crosses the twenty feet zigzagging through tables mind you to come over and sit down with a “siiiiigh” like he’s found a rest haven to rest his weary body. I had my sidekick in my hand and I was contemplating faking an elaborate phone call with a plot and characters and the whole nine, but I figured that he’d see I was engaged in sidekickery and wave it off.

I should’ve faked
the fucking call.

Don't bite the D

1.Lil' Wayne says fuck mixtape DJs.

2. .DJ's say fuck Lil Wayne right back and leak his album.



I told my homeboy about that and he was all like "lil wayne is smart, he doesn't want MC getbusy and DJ Local joker putting his shit out there! Just official DJ's!"
I told that man he's a damn fool for saying that. I wish we weren't at work when I told him so I could send him to his room to think about the bullshit he just said! How the fuck are you gonna bite the hand that feeds you when these same MC Getbusy's are keeping you hot in the streets? Even though that DJ might take some heat, I damn sure feel where he's comin from... So now it looks like Phareezy is the only album I'm gonna cop on the 10th.

It's funny how things work out.

R.I.P Rocawear

Last night was crazy.. I was pretty flucked up and before I went to sleep I managed to recap the night on my sidekick, the only ? is whether or not to censor... but I'll make that decision later... Oh yeah Erykah Badu later tonight... I'll let y'all know how that goes, hopefully things go my way but who knows...

R.I.p. Rocawear

I remember when Rocawear used to run the game... I forget when I people were really just on that shit, but I remember when I went to the club with a dude and he hd on the whole shiny Rocawear jean suit jacket and the jeans. So we get in the club and I remmeber he had his jacket buttoned up. So we fall of in there and dude takes off his hacket and he's got no shirt on! I mean he's kinda cut up but this man in the club pop lockin' lookin like a dancin bouncer.
But I remember myself lustin after a few Rocawear items, and as a matter of fact, I've still got a pair of Rocawear shorts somewhere around here.... but I watched Rocawear go from being in the front of the store and flying off the shelves to slowly moving to the back of the store.
Coogi's slowly on it's way back there, but these young thundercats still wanna wear it and keep it visible. STOP.
it's a like walking a razorblade when wearing bright colours and neons. It's so easy to make a mistake and fall off into the pit of wackness. And believe me Coogi, definatly fails and has slipped up a long time ago.

I'd say Rocawear became wack in my eyes when they had those jeans with the Red Monkeyish hand painted R in the back. Then they went to this one jacket with a globe on it, and then Jay Z went on a world tour and led his clothing line to damnation and wackness. Now Rocawear just settles for following trends a.s.a.p. instead of trying to create them.
So R.I.P. Rocawear 1999-2005 you won't be missed.