How Andre met Lloyd pt.3 Lurst in Translation

So we're in the raft on our way there and I'm scared as shit, I mean I can swim and all but the thought of what's under this lake plus it was a little nippy outside too and I had on my new puma's too... so after what seemed like a eternity we get across the river.
So we debark and after a short walk we get to the get together spot, which is a pretty impressive raging fire with fallen trees well worn from many a ass sitting, kinda like the campsite from "Are you afraid of the Dark." Plus it had those real comfortable collapsible camping chairs. A cooler full of beer, and munches and two three person tents. So we all sit around the fire and have our palaver.
Now as our hosts sit down they all crack a beer and offer one to me and "southstar". I can't stand the taste of beer, unless it's some real shit like Smirnoff ice or mike's hard something. So I'm like
"aww nah, heh heh I had to much to drink already, I don't think my stomach could take it!"
Corn fed white boy (CFWB) 1: That's good cause bias the perfect thing for that!

Corn fed white boy (CFWB) 2: yeah have a bia!
*cracks one and hands one to me and lloyd*

I felt like Jake in the Monte Carlo with Denzel...I gotta think quick cause I know how serious white people take drinking beer. So I take it and all their blue eyes were on me as I brought it to my lips and took a fake (but very convincing) swig.
So I peep how dark it is and I just start pouring it out as I set it by my side, and after they see me "kill" that first one, they're just feeding me "bia's". But fuck that shit, "southstar" can drink them "bia's" but jeremiah is gonna stay woke.
So they tell me how for the guys the only thing to really look forward to is lobster season for the money you get for catching lobster cause it's like a family business for some, and the money the tourists bring in during lobsterfest. Cause people come down from places like Canada just for it. Nicole was like it sucks cause girls had to look forward to being fishermans wives if they were fucking with a dude who's dad was a fisherman.
I regale them with tales of life at sea, exotic women of the middle east, and me and "southstar" just tell 'em how it is in the ATL (lloyd's a DSGB for real, it's crazy cause he grew up right across the street

from my duplex on 741 English Ave in downtown atlanta, which is fully furnished with appliances, minutes away from CAU and the dome and perfect for the young professional or college student.

So now the fire is winding down. And it's getting kinda chilly out for reals, but my lurst is still a raging inferno. so CFWB1 is like "I'm gonna turn in" and we all head to the tents. I'm like "where are me and "southstar" gonna sleep?" Nicole takes my hand and leads me to a tent with one of the CFWB's in it already laying down. So in this 4 person tent it's "southstar" with a blanket on my right, nicole on my left sharing a comforter with me and a CFWB in a sleeping bag on nicole's other side. So as soon as we lay down and our under the covers, the lurst makes a puppet of my body. So we're under this comforter just hunching, kissing and rubbing like we're teens at a church lock in. So our mucking about, her moaning and our heavy breathing finally disturbed the CFWB and he was like "I'm leaving to get some sleep"

So now it really goes down, she kicks the comforter back and is laying spread eagle while I play with her coochie and she's playing with "that bad boy" at the same time. So while my hand is rubbing and fingering, I feel lloyd's hot breath while he's reaching over me and his fingers touching mine down there in her bajango! I'm like "Lloyd!! Fuck are you doin!" *As I push his hands away* But not real loud cause I don't want to spoil the intimacy, when he has the nerve to say to me...
"stop hoggin' the guts!"
I don't know what to do, well I do actually cause even though she's like just laid back moaning and enjoying herself and just so ready, I can't let this continue can I? Plus with nicole stroking me, and "southstar" leaning over me to get to her goodies, its a little to close for comfort! So I strap up and roll over on top of her and jack rabbit fuck the shit outta her all while lloyd is just there looking crazy. So I put it down and we finished and I just passed the hell out and went scraight to sleep. So I wake up before everybody in our tent with morningwood harder than termite teeth! Nicole is knocked the fuck out and I'm soo ready. So I fake yawn and stretch under the comforter and stuff trying to nudge her awake.
Nothing.
I try the old "rub it on her booty"
Nothing
So I lay down and close my eyes and wake up around the time everyone else is. I've got that gunk in my eyes from sleeping in my contacts so I walk with "southstar" to the rivers edge and wash my face and pee like a wildman. So while I'm "washing" my face Lloyd charges me up like...
"I can't believe you cuffed them guts last night!"
Me: Fuck are you talkin about? You shoulda just put it on her shoulder or something.
"But you slapped my hand away"
Me: I did, didn't I?

After refreshing and relieving ourselves in the muddy banks..we just stood and enjoyed the early morning light hitting the water. It truly was a beautiful sight.
So the CFWB's are paking there stuff away cause they're just gonna go across the lake and stay in the cabin over there. So we all pile in the boat and it seems worse because I can actually see how much the boat dips with nicole,lloyd the two CFWB's and myself in the boat. I mean the waterline was like 6 inches from the lip of the boat. We get halfway across and this boat comes flying down the water like 30 yards away and that wake looks like it's gonna tip us! It doesn't but it's still scary as hell.
So we get back to the car and on the ride down nicole was telling me how she's not normally like that she just got caught up in the moment..yadda yadda yada

So she drops us off at her house for us to walk back to the ferry. On the way back we walk past the Lobsterfest Parade, criticizing the sea godesses and stuff and we haven't stopped walking since....
-Fin


Pictures of the raft ride, lloyd in the tent lookin like shawn kemp and the car ride back

Pictures of the lobsterfest sea goddess parade and shriners

Potato or Potata

My friend girl was telling me about wild sexual experiances her and her friends had, and one of her friends was like:

I met these two guys *yada yada* got caught up in the moment and we had a threesome

My girl tells her

so you let two niggas run a train on you?

The rest of the girls then proceed to shame the threesome girl into damnation...

WTF

What do y'all think about that?

The baby

This is a situation that occured at the begining of 07 but started around august of 06... I met a girl, and she really was all about me, I mean all about some me. So I can't even stunt, it went scraight to my head. So the first night I go over there I miss the obvious signs like...

1. her ducking and hiding when her door opened (we were in her complex parking lot)

2. her refering to school very vaguely


So were outside chillin' on my car and then she's like let's go to the side of my house where I look at the stars. *wink wink* So we go over there and start messing about, and before the lurst completely took over I had the prescense of mind to run to my car, dick harder than termite teeth and get a mag... So we jump up and down outside and when I finish and pull out I see just a ring of plastic around the shaft lookin like my dick hulked out of the condom. then she says I feel it dripping down my leg!

This can't be happening to me!

So after that I freak out and get reassured by all my friends that she's probably not pregnant and i'm just freaking out. So I actually talk to her talk to her about this shit cause it's serious as hell to me, and I come to find out she's 18, and got kept back because of a earlier pregnancy, and her father is like a assistant pastor of thier church...

So my ship goes on a surge to nowhere from late august to december and it's a perfect distraction, untill I check my mySpace and she's send me a message like

I know you got other shit goin on but I'm pregnant call me when you get a chance.

So thanks to Rych with his wishy washy advice I go against my better judgement and call, I ask her scraight up if she's sure.. and she says she's a gazillion percent sure...and I BS about goin over there, untill the drop date comes and I lose my nerve. I've got her family blowing up my phone "You should be here, she's having your baby! yada yada yada"

I don't show up at the hospital till like 9 and I see the baby and feel...






Nothing.
Nothing at all.

So for about a month after that I foster a "hate" relationship with her and the baby and her parents. I told my fucking mom and she in turn told my grandmother! I hated driving the 30 mile drive through a tunnel and over a bridge to see them. I hated faking like I cared for that child. I mean I was really having some dangerous thoughts concerning that child and that really scared me, and that's a lie they made me feel good to think about. I was scamming on her much more attractive sister every time I went over there (which made me feel like a piece of shit!) I even hated fucking her cause she'd put the baby to sleep and play fight with me 'till I was aroused...I even forsaked my lifestyle to buy a thing where the baby lies down and hit all this shit with lights and sounds and shit and a swinger / rocker.
So going out to sea was a perfect escape for me, until one day her dad is like you still haven't signed the birth certificate yet... So I tell him "I dont know if I should because the child may not be mine!"

So I get a child support summons after a escape from reality at sea... and that's reality in my face! I always saw the child as a ball and chain, a A 18 YEAR BALL AND CHAIN! So I go to the building and in front of her family deny paternity and get the test.

So we get DNA testing done and the results get to her before they do me, I get a text hella early in the morning saying "It's not yours,don't tell my parents!"





I had the right of mind to cuss her and her high and mighty mom out and her holier than thou dad, and last but not least this pirate whore from whore island who atried to pin this viscious lie on me! But my homegirl stopped me and said "she's 18 with two kids by two different dudes, what more can you do!"

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I can't believe I still have some of these pics, I mean these are like sidekick 3 old!


Anyways this is me lookin' like BOLD lettering with a french girl I met in Rockland, Maine during slut Lobster Fest 2006.




This is this dude Wright we went to the club with getting mollywhopped by some cops for gripping up an old lady and freaking the hell out. I knew he liked to smoke weed, I didn't know he got wet though. But other than that lil' hiccup the night was of the yazabah.



That's me communicating in robot, during our surge to nowhere '06

I don't think he does...

This dude is out side of the school in downtown Norfolk talkin' straight out the side of his neck... "If God loves us, why does he let us go to hell?" I saw he wanted attention and gave him none! Until this lady (in red) was like " I used to be on these same streets smoking crack and doin' whatever, God had a different path and if it wasn't for him I wouldn't be here today."