You wanna fudge with me?!?

What do y'all think, super fudged up or creative and cool?

Oh yeah I went to new orleans and rallied with my BFFAE....I'll put up the pic tails laters.

Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion

I spent my spring break doing a whole lot of nothing, and this picture represents my spring break. Even though I've got like three or five papers to write, pictures to draw in my sketchbook and a few art gallery critiques to write up; They aren't due till like next month so I've got like a whole month to do them. even though me and 'lisa' are almost complete opposites and thinking of the ways we differ, there is like no reason we should be together at all because she...

- Can't come to terms with my metrosexuality.

After I lost that 'gucci mane body', My style got wilder, my shirts got smaller and my pants got tailored with a modern fit. I've always got manicures because in business and in life, one of the first things people look at are hands. But to her it's all gay and unbecoming of a man.

-Isn't down with the swirl

Well she really just isn't down with the fact that I'm down with the 'swirl'. I tell her I don't discriminate, and she says "Y'all (black men) just want anything not black!" When she found out about "elaine" (via facebook snooping) I almost caught myself defending why I was with her...

-Doesn't love music

She's content just to listen to the radio.

-Wants children

Like a lot of childless single girls around 23-25, they feel like some kind of countdown has started. When I tell certain girls I really "I don't see myself wanting/having children 'till at I'm least 30 or 27."

the response is always something like

"You're gonna be an old man when he grows up"

"You're gonna be chasing him around in a walker"

"That's too old"

*screwface*

but there's something about her so I guess we can agree to disagree...

Something about vintage american muscle seems like the best thing ever. It's an 88 Pontiac Firebird and even though I prefer mine coca cola brown with the bird on the hood, the red suits it just fine.

Spring Holiday

I would be lying if I didn't say that MTV played an integral role for me wanting to go to college. I used to watch say what karaoke, and jerry springer on the beach, girls with their breasts all out and alcohol and more girls..Awww man... Then, just when I though it couldn't get any better,MTV invented the triple kiss.

My spring break will mostly be spent relaxing with 'lisa' the same girl I work with, I've been teaching her the guitar and she's getting it kinda... I plan on cooking some of my famous coriander chicken dish and some other indian food dishes... Other than that I'll just use this break to reassess and enjoy some of this wonderful Georgia spring air in the great indoors.

What'll y'all be doing?

Of course I know Kanye

Supposedly this white gentleman knows kanye west (like DJ knows skinny black) and leaked one of kanye's songs on the internet. Besides the foolishness, the song is a really cool concept. It's hella rough but I see where he was going with it and I like it a lot.

Give it a spin/download

Too much sex?

I've got five words for all this sex addict talk, GTFOH.

I mean when I think about some of the things I've put up with to 'get it' (late night drives, staying up hella late when I know I've gotta be at work, trying to get that 'last minute lovin' and having to rush to work, choosing 'jumping up and down' over chilling with my bros) Hell my homeboy called me out the other day, talking about how "I'd rather chill with the females cause I'm a hoes over bros type dude." Even my good friend Bap says 'that shit is gonna be the death of me'

So with all that said, I'd think to myself...

"Damn, maybe I am addicted to that stuff, It's something I could do everyday and I don't see myself wanting to stop, plus there's so many women out there and each time is like a snowflake."

But then I just shake those crazy thoughts away and say, "it's natural and yeah I like it but I don't let it affect my daily life, and I'm not paying for it or anything crazy like that." I can see how it can be addictive though, but as long as you're being safe then it's all good right?

The new tramp stamp?

While my homegirl's tattoo isn't a ridonkulous and this the above. I'm gonna go head and say that I believe 'behind the ear' tattoos are the new tramp stamp.' Not in the fact that they share the same connotation but in the fact that some girls will just flock to 'tramp stamps', 'thigh panthers', 'stars' and 'chinese lettering'.

What do y'all think?

I think unless you live a really, really, really, carefree lifestyle or you can retire by the time your tattoo heals/do tattoos yourself as a profession, it's not a good look...

That's pride fucking with you

I consider myself a pretty prideful person. So when I hear things about not 'starting office romances' I scoff and say...

"I'm different!"

Apparently I'm not. For some reason things really went to the left, and she told me

'we just don't work good together'

Which to me blows my mind after the awesome time we had on valentines day/mothers day for childless single women.

*edit*She has since txted me the reason, because I tried to get a rise out of her when she was already hot at me.

Now at work it's just like that show 'the office' except it's not funny at all just very tense and it's strange because even though I know deep down I kinda want the same things this girl wants, my pride keeps fucking with me because I hate vague responses like that. I mean this girl told me 'she was going to make me wait three months before the sexy time' and I was cool with that because sex isn't too hard to come by, but a girl worth waiting for is and part of me knows that she wasn't 'the be all...' it still sucks balls. So as much as it pains me to be in that environment I won't let it fuck my money up!

But light at the end of the tunnel, my bro Lloyd is back down in Georgia and we're supposed to be getting up tonight and going out somewhere. I don't know if things'll be like they were, cause not much is, but I'm pretty sure it'll be a damn good time.