Andre prefers white

Even though I look zesty as hell in that video above, I love my new macbook. It's amazing!
As soon as I got it home I didn't really have to much time to play around with it because I was spending time with 'elaine'. But I do love it even though I don't know all about it and all the functions and stuff.
Being that I'm making the switch, there are some things I like about being a mac that I didn't like about being a PC, and vice versa. The first thing I did was put photoshop on it and after seeing Vid Vix talking about how sweet After effects was next. Did I pay at all full price? Of course not, if I'm not using them for professional use, should I pay the same price as a professional? No I shouldn't.

1. The right click on my macbook is either set to command+click or the bottom right section of the trackpad, since the whole trackpad is clickable and supports iphone gestures, it took a little bit getting used to.

2. I'm so used to closing 'windows' to improve space and performance, but that's not the case with mac.

3.I thought I'd just plug in my guitar and start jamming out, but I need to run a preamp and some other stuff to really get the sound I want.

4. Since I've had my macbook I've seen a lot more of those gay ass windows 7 commercials, and everytine they talk about one of the 'features they created' I'm like 'I can do that by..."

5. I consider myself a 'student', but how can I be a 'student' without the ability to to word process? But I'm sure if I dig enough I'm sure I can find 'MS Office 98 for Mac' for the free or something.

6. I tell some people I just got a mac and they say "....you didn't have one before? You seem like you would." What the fuck does that mean?

How Andre Met Lloyd pt.2 : Paradise Lurst

I tell Lloyd about missing the ferry and I'm like "we gotta find something now". So I'm in Terminator scan mode looking... When I spot three white chicks coming out of a bar.
1. looks butched out, piercings in her face and shit, with those JNCO jeans that make you look like your floating!

2. is pretty as hell and just looks abercrombie-ish

3 Nicole was cute and had a nice body and looked like the loose one.

I went for 3.

So I go over with the smooth talk. "My name is Jeremiah, Yeah I'm a Seal/Captain of that ship out there, Hell Yeah I've killed terrorists before..."Three Kings" was loosely based on me, I shot at Bin Laden" you know basic after club jive talk. They didn't believe any of my bullshit but they liked how I said it!
So Lloyd is lettin me do all the talking and that works fine cause liqours got my mouth on autopilot. So we all make introductions and Lloyd introduces himself as...

"J.Southstar, but you can call me southstar"

J-fucking Southstar...Lloyd!

We had talked about fake names one day at work and the theory behind them.... and when he told us that was his fake name, we cussed him the hell out. So I'm lookin at him like he's a damn fool repeating this shit to these girls!
They ask him to repeat it again to I guess see if it sounds as ridiculous as it did the first time and it does. So they invite us to a lil get together to drink beer, and us with no way back "home" have no choice but to go with the flow.
So I walk ahead with nicole and leave "southstar" to fend for himself with butchy girl and preppy chick. So we walk and rap a tad and she's like...

"I hope you don't expect anything tonight"

Me: nah. I mean you're cool and I'm cool so you know whatever right?

"Yeah"

So we finally get to nicole's house, and butch chick parts ways cause she's gotta go home. So now it's me, nicole, preppy and lloyd. Just from seeing how, preppy is kinda unintentionally blocking me by hanging around nicole, I KNOW "southstar" isn't on his job with the preppy. I'm not suprised cause I mean "southstar's" dressed like a thug (tall tee, baggy jeans) and most preppy white chicks don't go for that and she was one of them.

So we all get in the car and we begin a uphill descent into a winding pitch black mountain road with two girls we met like 45 minutes ago. We finally arrive at a lake front cabin that looks Camp Crystal Lake worthy, and there's two trucks full of white boys!---------------
So I'm like oooo-k, and assess the situation :I see these white guys in two pick up's just milling around, it's pitch black and we're in the middle of nowhere and nobody knows where the fuck we are. I check my sidekick 3...no signal. Great.
So when we get there me and "southstar" give each other a look like "oh shit", So I pull him aside and I'm like
"Whats up with your chick?"
southstar : She ain't even giving me no play, say somethin' to her!
"Like What?"
southstar: tell her I like her!

Lloyd/southstar, come on now bro! How the fuck would that shit look.

So preppy chick apparently knows one of the white boys and leaves with him... so we greet the other two white guys and they're pretty cool...or so it seems right? So I'm like "yeah wheres the get together at or whatever", and they point to a island about a 600 yards out in the middle of the lake where I can see a fire burning.
*WTF!*

Me: so y'all got a boat or something to get out there right?"
"Yeah we do." *points to a fucking canoe*

I look at that shit like there's no fucking way me, nicole, lloyd and these two corn fed white guys are getting in this damn canoe. I mean it's pitch black and it's like 3 football fields to this island! Hell nah!
The fuck I look like!

will the boys get in the canoe? will they be acosted by the two white guys? Will andre quench his lurst? Find out in How Andre met Lloyd pt.3 :Lurst in translation