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Andre: Dirty rotten scoundrel?

This weekend I told Lloyd about the girl and "what we did" and I thought he would laugh it off and we could get a toss up going but he was really hot about that shit...I mean he even told her that "he wasn't fucking with me anymore cause I'm a snake." But he calmed down, saw the error of his ways and we're still BFFAE!!!

A girl who was all about some me/the closest thing to a girlfriend I stood up to go out with the fellas. I told her saturday morning like "My homeboys wanna go out, but I'd rather see you" which is true because her lips are very soft and kind of cold (in a good way) and she's super chill...but all the while I'm still planning to go out and calling my other friends telling them where I'll be. So she calls me at like 7 saying she's "gonna iron and be on her way" I'm looking at the clock like, "she stays 23 minutes away and the rink closes at 8pm to open again at 9-12am, and I know she's gonna wanna fool around and stuff and so am I. So that means I'll have to peace her out at like 11 the latest, so I can get in there and beat the line (this particular club closes at 1:45 but even though the time is short, it is a honey-asis in there. and not hoodrats either, I mean of course they're in there, but for the most part these girls have business about themselves.) So I tell Lloyd like..

" what the fluck do I do bro, I hate putting myself in these situations?"

Lloyd: Sometimes the birds flying away are better than the one in the hand! So you gotta tell her whats up bro...

So I called her and was like "I'm gonna keep it real, I really wanna see you but I want to go out too, I know it's kind of a douchebag move but I mean you can still come over and we can go out to eat or whatever....

"Chrissy": I'm gonna keep it funky too, I kinda figured that was the case when you told me earlier, so I knew what time it was. I just don't see why you would make plans with someone when you already had plans. I wouldn't want to go out with you now because you'd be wishing you were out so....yeah.

Me: So can I see you next weekend?

"Chrissy": Nah my girl is coming from New York and we're gonna go out and stuff...

Me: What about tommorow?

"Chrissy": I don't really do to much on sundays, so I might see my grandparents after church and you know they stay in the boonies....

Me: So I guess I'll just smell you later then..


After getting off the phone I felt very very bad....Bad and dirty, So I jumped in the shower and got myself ready for a fashion show and to party with models and stuff...

The fashion show was pretty cool and even though my modeling career hasn't popped off I know for sure that I could've walked down that bitch in what I was wearing and done the damn thing. I mean some of the dudes looked extra-ordinary and shit but hey I'm not bitter at all...

My boy's gal looked damn good in the show, and her friend who kinda looks like "Bey Bey Bey" had a body like a shotgun *bang bang y'all*

my camera let me down on the pictures but the videos are off the yazabah...

I'll prolly put them up after I watch Heroes so yeah y'all....

3 comments:

Jaded said...

I started dying laughing the middle of Panera bread at this line:
But he calmed down, saw the error of his ways and we're still BFFAE!!!

You're like the funny little brother I never had (although for the record I do have a little brother. He isn't nearly as funny as you...in fact he has some anger managment issues he needs to work out...but I digress).

Boooooooooo to you for standing Christina up kinda sorta a little.

Grace said...

Oh man... looks like Lloyd was kinda hot about that situation... wouldnt you be a little upset too?

Taryn said...

shame on you andre!

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