Due to my situation not being able to perpetuate my teddy spendacash lifestyle, I've become a working/geeking out, phone boning, loser! So instead of boring everybody to death with day to day malarkey...I'll share with y'all tasteful tales of debauch and just get vulnerable for a while...so here we go with what I like to call...
The Early years.I remember way back around the summer before ninth grade. I met a dude who stayed in the neighborhood and was a grade ahead of me named Royce. Me and Royce kicked it real tough that summer, hitting the pool, playin' nintendo 64, playin basketball 'till dark time, going to the mall and not buyin a damn thing. I mean I kinda looked up to this dude, he had a basement with a nice sound system, a pool table a couch and one of those 7 in 1 workout stations, he was tall and good in basketball, and he wore a old navy tek vest; he had it all! We were bff's before I knew what a bff was.
But most importantly he pulled chicks. Girls in the neighborhood wanted to throw it to him, most of em he hit or had the chance to and turned it down. Which boggled my young mind! I mean I'm 14, my goal is to get the nappy dugout, and he's turnin it down.
WTF?!?
Another thing that fucked me up was that he had a girl Jayda, of course he'd tell me about all the things they did and he'd always be like
"I'm tired of fucking her!"
WTF?!?
You've got the baddest chick on our bus lettin you get off at her stop after school, and you're tired of fucking her?
It was a sad sad day when I learned just what he was talking about. Come 10th grade, my first certified fine girlfriend, I'm talkin the baddest thing since crack cocaine! We'd watch TRL cause it was programmed to come on at 3:30 right after school and when we got to her house it would already be on or we'd skip school and watch say what karaoke, and "jenny jones in your bed. I did everything I could imagine with erica, but I wanted more. I don't know what that more was but I wanted it and that's still one of my downfalls today...
But most importantly he pulled chicks. Girls in the neighborhood wanted to throw it to him, most of em he hit or had the chance to and turned it down. Which boggled my young mind! I mean I'm 14, my goal is to get the nappy dugout, and he's turnin it down.
WTF?!?
Another thing that fucked me up was that he had a girl Jayda, of course he'd tell me about all the things they did and he'd always be like
"I'm tired of fucking her!"
WTF?!?
You've got the baddest chick on our bus lettin you get off at her stop after school, and you're tired of fucking her?
It was a sad sad day when I learned just what he was talking about. Come 10th grade, my first certified fine girlfriend, I'm talkin the baddest thing since crack cocaine! We'd watch TRL cause it was programmed to come on at 3:30 right after school and when we got to her house it would already be on or we'd skip school and watch say what karaoke, and "jenny jones in your bed. I did everything I could imagine with erica, but I wanted more. I don't know what that more was but I wanted it and that's still one of my downfalls today...
