NVR FRGT! / I've been tagged

I've been tagged by That girl...Brown Chicken Brown Cow.. (if you say it right it sounds funny) But I'm changing the rules...cause I just wanna shake shit up... Normally you tag people and link to them blah blah blah... But no, The first five people to comment, consider yourself tagged, how you like them apples?

Here are the Rules:

3.Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself

1.I was riding with Lloyd to go somewhere when I see this dude in a chicken suit outside a KFC holding a sign that says like "KFC = MURDER" and there were all these other protesters outside... So this chick walks up to the car (we were at a red light) and hands me a pamphlet that talks about how KFC tortures there chickens and the inhumane conditions they keep them in for the sake of profit. From that moment on I decided to stop fuckin with KFC... that was like in Febuary '08.
Fast forward to 10/17/2008 I'm at a Kentacohut and I'm hungry as hell, I look at the dual menus and the only thing that looks like it will fill me up is the two piece with mac and cheese and mashed potatoes. I battle with my concience and order it then return home to eat it. As I drive off I see protesters walking with there signs to KFC...



I get home and I feel like pookie
as I opened that plastic container and smelled that sweet crispy herbs and spices. That first bite was like an old GF flying back into town for a 3 hour layover...Ecstasy! I wish guilt always tasted like that!

2.I'm a closet nerd, although I'm slowly coming out the closet with the females I talk to. All my boys know it's nothing for them to call me and find me engaged in geeking out.
3.everytime I jump with a girl, the thought of a two-minute drill is always in the back of my mind and it scares the shit outta me. I mean I'm not very selfish about sex and I get more pleasure form the more I give....because I'm so generous. I'm a giver by nature.
4.I love disco. I watch a movie like Saturday Night Fever or Dazed and Confused before I go out and it's sets my swagger on fire! Those really were the days. Girls weren't crabbing with the coochie, the only thing you had to worry about from unprotected sex was crabs and pregnancy. 4:20 anyone?
5.I still have yet to find my personal brand that truly expresses my personality through my clothes. I'm still evolving it. I'll find myself shopping and be like. "Damn I wish I had a stylist, it'd make it so much easier!"
6. I miss the triple kiss...do y'all remember that? I'd be watching spring break 1999 and be like "I can't wait to go to college, go on spring break and run through all those drunk co-eds!" I don't even think Spring Break is the same anymore like that... I believe 2K99 -2K01 was like the GGW era

Even though I tell half truths....

Rules:
1. When you receive the prize you must write a post showing it, together with the name of who has given it to you, and link them back


2. Choose a minimum of 7 blogs (or even more) that you find brilliant in their content or design.


3. Show their names and links and leave them a comment informing they were prized with ‘Honest Weblog’


4. Show a picture of those who awarded you and those you give the prize (optional).


5. And then we pass it on!

Courtesy of Lina, when I finally weened myself off of "next blog searching" I wanted to read people who were talkin about shit I could relate to... gettin' winehoused, quenching lurst and dealing with the opposite sex's bullshit...and she was mos def kicking shit that had me sayin' "okay".

I wonder if her and her prom date still talk though, he seems like a nice enough fellow....lol

Arych my bro who just had his baby! *yay* so congratulations to him and his family on their newest addition! Let's hope she's like her big sis and gets her looks from momsy! Maybe she will be cooler than their cat but somehow I doubt it...that cat is just beast and stole my attention from their daughter! LOL


Zay the great- a new (to me) cat who's on some real shit I can relate too for reals... Dealing's with these women, dude's without the clothes being swagless, and reading minds...


Just Brad- I first came across this cat on his eurotrip, and I was just like this dude is doing exactly what I wanna do..he's back in MMPLS and havin' way more fun.. or so it seems. Dude's real nasty on the "peter parker" and makes me wanna throw out my piece of shit sony and get a proper camera...plus child predator glasses = hip as shit!


Kandi Black - porn star, self proclaimed body rocker and all up in the Tenn. drankin like a drunkard! But I first came across her goin through that same old BS and I was like damn I never saw shit like that you know.. From blazin with her cuz to dreamin about clickin the mouse... I flucks with it.


Skinny ass Genes - Graf is what caught my eye...well nah I'm lying.. she used to have these crazy ass leggin's as a header and it was pretty swheat... she dates/ is engaged to a "navy seal" and flips out on dudes for wettin her up at the pool and makes amy winehouse tributes!

Now lets get honest and vulnerable....


- A lot of times during sex my mind will be a million miles away thinking about things like...


"what if T.I. sold light bulbs in the trap?"

or



"how cool it would be to drive and shoot out the window grand theft style."





"I wish that there was a mirror so I could do the patrick bateman point
*does the patrick bateman point mid coitus*





- Speaking of sex, I like the idea of getting a blow j. more than the act itself, I could take it or leave it honestly. Probably because most girls I mess with see it ass like a prerequisite, a chore to be done for the reward... that's why with a lot of girls I'll fake it...
*ahhh, ooowww, damn girl, or sweet sassa massa*
because who doesn't like motivation?
So unless the girl is just a pro or just naturally has giveheaditis then I'll just have a stupid look on my face while my toes curl up like cheez puffs...



- I've said before I wish I could tell girls to cut the bullshit, if you like me then let me know... but me my damn self is scared to just tell a girl scraight up how I feel , and it just leads to very awkward situations especially with people I have to see at work. But since I wanna get vulnerable before my triumphant return to the college girls and skip skop skallywops at the club, I'm gonna see where I stand.



-Girls will fake a nut for a relationship, guys will fake a relationship for a nut... Very true, I used to be all about telling girls what they wanna hear... To this day puerto rican chick still thinks I got out the navy and I'm boomin' sellin drugs cause she asked what I did and I said "get money..."


- "ill be there in 5 minutes, 5 hours later I be there in 5 minutes..."
I hate hate hate to wait on people but me myself always want people to chillax when I'm late for something...
"ill be late for that..."
on that note I wait till the last minute to do everything, and make up these crazy ass schedules that are so unrealistic, that I always end up running late as fuck.

More vulnerability to come...

Aqualung

I got tagged by Miss Kandi Black with this meme thing and I thought it was pretty cool so you should too...
MEME Rules:
1. put your itunes/ music player on shuffle
2. for each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme themselves!

first off aRych, K.Denise, Taryn take it...

[[questions]]
[if someone says "is this okay?, you say?]
B.Y.S.- Ganstarr
[what would best describe your personality?]
White Wedding - Billy Idol
[what do you like in a guy/girl?]
Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix
[how do feel today?]
My Age - Sublime
[what is your life's purpose?]
Criminal - Fiona Apple
[what is your motto?]
Should I Stay or should I go? - the clash
[what do your friends think of you?]
I hate Jimmy Page - Mindless Self Indulgence
[what do you think of your parents?]
Life like weeds - modest mouse
[what do you think about very often?]
Freeway time in L.A. County Jail - sublime
[what is 2+2?]
Fuck me pumps - Amy Winehouse
[what do you think of your best friend?]
Bonita Applebum - A tribe called quest
[what do you think of the person you like?]
Dreadlock Holiday - Snatch soundtrack
[what is your life story?]
Transistor - 311
[what do you want to be when you grow up?]
Brother - Gil Scott Heron
[what do you think when you see the person you like?]
Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin
[what do your parents think of you?]
Werdz from the ghetto child - Gangstarr
[what will you dance to at your wedding?]
Every little thing she does is magic - the police (I probably will too!)
[what will they play at your funeral?]
Dual Mr.Anthony Tillmon Williams Process - miles davis
[what is your hobby/interest?]
Blue Train - Cibo Mato
[what is your biggest secret?]
Sun Godess - Yesterday's New Quintet
[what do you think of your friends?]
Teenage Electric - Circle Jerks
[what should you post this as?]
Aqualung - Jethro Tull