I should start dressing myself!

I remember I came across these jeans while I was looking for God knows what, so I blogged about them and everyone shared my WTF-ness supposedly.... well not everyone.

The funny thing is I remember seeing some guy with these on at the Blend fashion party and I thought that he may of just gotten his "taryn" on and got freaky with that sewing machine... no dice. I was kind of hurt to find out my surrogate brand shmack (that I have been flucking with since a little after it's inception) came out with these. Looking at them though, they don't look THAT bad, I'd wear 'em though. Just don't tell anybody!

Grown and sexy?

My Bro:"Yeah we're gonna be going out to a grown and sexy spot. You can't go?"

Wack girl: "Why not I've got a lot of grown and sexy stuff"

My Bro: "Like What?"

Wack girl: "I've got this baby phat denim cat suit that *gestures on her body* comes down like this and this, it's fly as hell"

*crickets*
*tumbleweed rolls by*
*laughter held in barely*



I want to charge her up about this, but she is so sensitive, that it will ruin our friendship...But I can see her coming to the club in some Mahno-no air forces ones or mahno-no timbs with a fucking denim catsuit. I mean seriously the last girl who wore a catsuit was....

and look how that turned out