20091116

Oooops!

I was in CVS/Walgreens/Eckerd picking up some photos and 'whitey' fell on the hard tile ground. The sales associate and I watched as it fell in slow-mo and the cracks ripped through my screen. Suprisingly I didn't get mad or anything I just said...

'fuck.'

I look at my iphone and I don't even give a fuck about it anymore, because the only options I have at my disposal are..

1.) Use the 'blackjack 2'
(I went into wendy's and as I'm coming up to the counter to order the chick is like...

'did you lose your phone somebody turned it in?'

Me: ........ yes.... yes, I did.

*as she reaches down I'm thinking to myself, I know this girl is gonna hand me a iPhone! and I was kinda disappointed when she handed me a Blackjack 2*)

I don't wanna use the blackjack for a couple of reasons. The main one is because I'm toying with the idea of giving it back BUT at the same time I'm like 'fuck that' because I know damn well if I left my iPhone somewhere I might as well 'charge that shit to the game' so why the fuck does she get a pass? Plus I don't want any other phone, I want my fucking iphone!

2. Pay $299 to let a nerdy hipster 'genius' fix it.
Fuck that shit I'm already getting raped monthly with these shitty ass plans.



3.) Pay about $120-150 and ship my phone off to get it fixed by any number of companies... I feel the same way about doing that, as I do this van.
I want my iphone fixed just like I want some delicious candy, but do I want to take that risk.
Plus I don't/can't want to be away from my iphone for that long.

4.) Spend $89 and fix it my damn self. I did work around avionics in the navy so I mean I can do this right....

I ordered the parts and they hopefully should be here by the end of the week.

8 comments:

Video Vix[o]n said...

DOMN!!! thats an ugly crack man... but hey, i mean you narrowed your options and you gettin your iBaby back, so it could have been worse... but DAMN... lookin at that crack made my heart sink for you man, and i dont even know the magic which is the iphone... crazy...

Lina said...

Shawty, that is fuugggged the hell up. I think you can fix it though. I like fixing shit (even most times I break it before I fix it).

Andre said...

@VV
The magic is there...iphones are like hondas, everybody knows someone who loves one. With the exception of douches who act like they invented the shit...

@Lina
I know right?
and even if I do fuck it up (which I won't) I'll feel better knowing that I broke it.

Mz. Common Sense said...

Seeing your poor iphone in that condition did to me what describing testicular injury does to most males...

I know the magic that is the iphone. I also know you can survive for a week or so on the cracked screen deal. As long as the touch still works you're good.

I have faith in you fixing it!! Especially since the Apple store won't give you a replacement for screen damage...cheapskates...

A.M. said...

hahahha this should be hella funny...cant wait to see if u fixed it lol

A.M. said...

hahahha this should be hella funny...cant wait to see if u fixed it lol

Dope Fiend said...

AHAHAH FREE CANDY! looool that sh!t temporarily f*cked up my life! too funnyyyy!!!

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