In my winehousing expeditions I try and throw up in private but there have been a few public humiliations... The worst was me and lloyd in the room with two spanish mañosas. Before we went up there I drank half a bottle of absinthe, after abstaining from alcohol for about 2 months. Before I got caught slippin and got ganked for my laptop and iPod there was a series of pictures of this night with me drunk as a fuckin skunk, and a fucking video too! I was getting slapped and telling them not to slap me anymore, even Lloyd backhanded me for ruining the night...this is the only surviving picture. I was very very drunk but on my feet and coherent, holding up the very thing that put me down! 
We get in the room and lloyd goes on the other bed and starts jumping up and down and as soon as chick lays me down and starts to put her mouth on me the room starts spinning! The only thing I could say is "chupa chupa..." So Lloyd switches girls and this one tries to put a condom on me but my dick said "no no it ain't gonna happen."
I'm laying back enjoying what she's doing to me, when the room starts spinning faster and faster... I feel it comin' up from my guts and I push the girl offa me and I run to the bathroom and projectile vomit.... in the shower on the toilet, the baday. Everything!
So I'm butt naked tryna tell lloyd to keep fucking don't worry about me, but the girls are freaking the fuck out!
"¡El ha tenido que a mucho en beber! ayuda a su amigo! "
I'm not really one for blacking out, mostly because I don't drink like that..and when I do, I can see my limit and teeter on it... But the last thing I remember was laying back on the bed, and getting my clothes put on me, being outside prarie doggin' it, apologizing while I got slapped and gut punched by my "friends"!
The next day I woke up the next morning and my shmack jeans I only wore like twice before were ganked. My glow in the dark dunk's worn for the first time were lookin like bo-bo's, and I saw Lloyd and he told me I did something I shouldn't have done... I denied it of course... but hey absinthe is a hell of a drug!
