I said it and I meant it....
The last time i went to NYC it was summer time and the girls were out and I was in uniform and the drinks were flowing (free of course) and it was all starbursts and skittles....
Fast forward to winter 2K09.....
I'm getting out of the Penn Station and as soon as I step out, NYC cold just disrespects/PWND/OWND my feeble winter coat....
I mean Katt Williams was right about getting a jacket from there, cause that cold was a different breed! After going to Am Appy and picking some stuff out it was back out into the cold...Me and my bro Smitty were hungry and wanted diamonds but we settled for Ruby Tuesdays and while we were there getting drunk and people watching, we both made the decision that we could never move to NY.
I mean Katt Williams was right about getting a jacket from there, cause that cold was a different breed! After going to Am Appy and picking some stuff out it was back out into the cold...Me and my bro Smitty were hungry and wanted diamonds but we settled for Ruby Tuesdays and while we were there getting drunk and people watching, we both made the decision that we could never move to NY.1. People are so rude
2. It's so cold in the NYC
3. The only reason to leave the house would be for work and for "jumping up and down" and even then that would be on a case by case basis...
5. 22 dollars for a bottle of Absolute...Fuck outta here, I'd rather drink a placenta milkshake!
Maybe Im just a country bumpkin/suburb kid
but you can take that impersonal lifestyle back to "Fahrenheit 451/1984'' Don't get me wrong I love the fashion, style, culture, bustle, people, smells(?), sights and sounds. But I just can't support that cold weather!
As much as Red Bank, New Jersey sucks balls (haven't seen one black person OR attractive black women...I did see a few in Atlantic City though) I'll prolly be chillin there until we leave this armpit...
