my Craigslist encounter

I bought a Network Adapter for my X Box and now I can get on X box live!!! So I text the dude and he's like yeah I still got it meet me a this place and call me when I get there; like it's a damn drug deal or something. So I tell him I'll be there in 30 minutes and 2 hours later I go to pick it up and call and tell dude I'm there and he pulls up about and proceeds to tell me how he got it or whatever.. But in my head I'm like just take the money so I can get out of here. So this and my turntables are my second succesful Craigslist transaction. Here's to many more!

Me>Microsoft

Microsoft finally caved into my demands… It all started when my X-Box got the dreaded “Red ring of Death” which means that you’re x-Box is fucked up…. Apparently, the Xbox failure rate is like 16.4 percent. I’m no mathematician, but that’s a lot of fucked up systems floating around. So I was calling customer service and they were trying to play me like woody lump lump. So finally, they were like send it in and we’ll fix it… So I send it in and about two weeks later, I get a brand spanking new refurbished Xbox 360! It came with one month of free Xbox live and some sorry ass apology. But the most important thing is I’ll be ready for GTA: IV…