Don't fuck with the internet

Just by looking up Jessi Slaughter on Google, Anon found her Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace, leading to even more epic lulz. As Jessi is only eleven and a whore, she accepts all friend requests; even from accounts with ridiculous names, such as I.P. Freelyand Pedobear (SRSLY). Thus, anon managed to get her email address, followed by an actual street address.......very quickly the situation reached critical mass, going into full raid mode. Pizzas and UPS boxes were promptly ordered to her home and there were a number of requests for Craigslist whores in the area to be directed to the address.....

Shortly thereafter, the volume on this entire episode gets cranked up to eleven when two new videos appear in which the girl bawws hysterically while her dad and his awesome child-molester mustache go completely ape shit bonkers, screaming at the computer over the IRL and OL trolling they've just endured.

Jessi cries that "her life is ruined" and that she's "going through hell", while the father spits out instant classics such as "you dun goofed", and he's "backtraced [our] emails" and that the "cyberpolice are on their way" and when they find us "the consequences will never be the same."

Why would people do such a thing... Oh I know why!

You broke your iPhone 4 already?!?

I don't know why I ride around with my iPhone on my lap like it's a pistol. Nor do I know why I hop outta my 'blasian' like I'm hopping out of a Maserati. Either way, it was a combo of both of those that led me to cracking the shit outta my iPhone 4.

MIA

I've listened to the first two tracks and I'm not really ready to weigh in on it yet. Plus with new music digestion, the first listens I don't know whether I like it or not. Until there's that one song that gets stuck in my head and through that it will spark my interest in the album as a whole.

I got into her after reading a review about her song with timbaland and his line about 'teepee' and MIA being the wrong kind of indian. I listened to piracy funds terrorism (check it out) like mad and then I listened to her first cd arular and then her newest via paper planes.

Anyways check it out and see what you think.

Andre gets an Iphone 4

I had the perfect opportunity to Pre order the Iphone 4 on the 15th and receive it like 2 weeks early. I woke up at like 8 am and had to stop by to see my mother and then it was off to the AT&T store to preorder. The fatal flaw in that plan was that I did not wake up alone at 8 am, I woke up with 'Lisa" and she wanted to ride with me to see my mom, and because she is unemployed she see's going to bartending school as a way to make some easy quick cash. (after paying $549 to learn to mix drinks) I'm not a dream killer but I know she doesn't know shit about alcohol and to her 'blue motorcycles' and 'long islands' are the extent of her alcoholic knowledge. So she had to be there at 12 to 'get some information' so that meant that I didn't even get to preorder because we got there at 1055 and all the early adopters/ people who were smart enough to not bring their GF/BF's had already beaten us to the punch.

All that is aside now and I love my new iPhone, I've heard all the fanboy bullshit from people with Sprint Evo's and all that jazz but in my experience it's like my iPhone barely fit in my pocket sometimes. Definitely DO NOT WANT anything larger. I have seen the EVO screen in person - its great for watching videos, but that's it - don't need a fuckin tablet to make calls with. The internet on an EVO is faster I can't even stunt on that and iPhone is wi-fi to wi-fi now, but this will change. I look for simplicity. EVO's chat uses 3rd party software. On the iPhone you dial the damn phone number & hit the video button. Period.

And I still have the chocolate case for the 4, I had to shrink it hot water but now it fits like a glove.