The Good, The Bad and the ugly

The Bad

-I'm not much older than the people who work for me and kind of flying by the seat of my pants and I've got to deal with these punk ass youngsters and fresh outta high school girls complaining about not getting enough hours and my unorthodox methods, and they say shit to me like "When Sheila was here we did it like this...blah blah blah" I wanna scream at these young ass fucks "Andre's here and we're doing it like this!"
But I didn't cuss or lose my cool (which is my meal ticket) I just made an example out of the mouthiest chick and cut the shit out of her hours and that got them to come around.

-Me and the DJ chick really haven't been kicking it too tough due to conflicting schedules so every time she comes over it's always a argument about the time we don't spend, and how I'm probably cheating on her, and I do her wrong and then we 'jump up and down' and that placates her for another week.

The Good
-I was kind of worried about my finances since my transition from the Navy, because I have been spending money like a sieve, and I want to live a life of leisure being able to do what I want to do and shop like I like to shop. I recently got my first check from the YMCA and all those worries were put to rest.

-I've been chilling real tough with the chick from Trinidad and she is so hot and cold like most carribean women are, but I kind of like that. She also put me up on True Blood and I look forward to watching that with her as much as I do to seeing her. Crazy right?
It's weird chilling over there though cause her daughter will like come in her room and stuff and the look she gives me just says "What the fuck are you doing here stranger?"

-I've been biking 9.2 miles almost every day for the past two weeks and I feel fucking great. I've cut it down to from 55 to 41 minutes, and I'm no mathematician but according to my calculations thats like 4 minute miles! Along with the swimming I've been doing I'm going from 'gucci mane body' to lookin like that nigga from hip hop abs. Plus I really don't eat too much at work and sometimes eat just when I get home, so in effect I'm kind of starving myself, but whatever gets results right?

-I've been talking to samson and I started a guerilla grow. I have always liked gardening and horticulture and it feels really good to see the effort I put into them grow. I've got four girls (hopefully) growing strong, and I call them Destiny's Child. This is Beyonce, much like her name sake she is towering over the rest of the 3 girls and she even smells good. More on that here though...

The Ugly

-We haven't jumped as of yet but the opportunity did present itself, laying on her bed with just my business socks on and she's naked about to just climb on top of me... I was so tempted to just say "fluck it" do nothing and get my pull out on, but cooler heads prevailed. It's just not worth that sinking feeling in my stomach worrying about the "what if's". So I told her I didn't want to do it without a condom cause it might feel too good, too soon. I was hot at myself for being unprepared for it and she wasn't really tryna hear it and made it seem kind of like if you leave to get a condom, I'm not gonna be in the mood for it...

-Insurance isn't gonna cover me for rear ending that douchebag who ran out of gas on the highway, so that's like $1200 out of my pocket to cover the cost of repair. Plus a court date coming up. So now on my license I've got like 4 accidents in five years. Goodbye low insurance rates. Hello insurance rape

-With my mom working for Delta, I can fly free/pay a fraction of the cost to travel. So my uncle really would like me to come back to Barbados and I'm all set to go, but because programs and classes have just started we've gotta recoup money and stuff I can't get the time off 'till at least july.


Dope Fiend said...

sounds cool dude.

um that no condom chick is a trip 4 real. whatch out she sound crazy.

glad i behaved urself.

baby u need to get on twitter man.

Authentik.SupaFlai said...

ANDRE! my dearest. seems like we're both expriencing the good the bad and ugly.

nonetheless, that working out thing may relieve alot of unwanted stress. i recently started working out again and it helps. til im home again of course. but youll be okay..! cause your the best! get ya hip hop abs! lol

Nana said...

LOL Thats a lot to take in. Yeah people don't like change but oh wells suck it up. I'm sure she feels salty somewhere when her hours went bye bye lol. That's great ur exercising that shit feels spectacular when your done. Stand Up Island Girls. As much as people say we're crazy, niggas love that shit it keeps you on your toes. Prolly what you were looking for that "IT Factor"

Plus she has sense True Blood is the shit.

Insurance Rape.....*Dead* Lol

Video Vix[o]n said...

@ job: neva been in a supervisor role that much, but these youngins swear that they the ish and they should be gettin paid out the ass for doing nothing... let 'em know early...

@ DJ: sounds like me and my chick, w/o all the accusations, that much.

@ Trini chick: think i heard of True Blood, but, her daughter will probably get use to your face, soon enough, but i know that awkward feeling, lol...

@ hip-hop abs: that dude looks like he goes in, but i got the makeshift gym in the garage... $0/month is a good look...

@ no condom chick: that's a first... granted i've been in those situations, but neva really hear of a girl not wanting a condom... don't know how to feel about that...

Andre said...

I wanted to but I can't get with that no matter how bad I wanted to... At least not with her, but I'm glad I did too!
And I don't wanna be a bandwagon ass dude and get on tweety.

Yeah I feel very less stressful, even without the cheeba... And I don't think they call you misses glass, so I know you'll come through aight

I love how she talks and I can only imagine her saying things to me...but I don't think she has that 'itness' about her but I do enjoy spending time with her so....yeah but she does tell me how it is a I love that about her.

Andre said...

@vid vix
It's like prison, you gotta take out the biggest/first dude that tries you and you'll get thier respect

Honestly I don't think the daugther will ever come around and I really don't have a prob with that, but we shall see.

Girls not wanting condoms is nothing new bro, ive found that alot of chicks me and my friends hit won't even say anything about a condom until you stop things and put one on. It seems like some chicks don't even care

PhlyyGirl said...

Yay for thehip hop abs!!! I think everyone is on their working out shit lately...makes for lots of fly people for the summertime.

I just recently got hipped to true blood and it is a pretty decent replacement for the Wire. Only problem is I don't have HBO so I don't know how the fuck I'm supposed to get my fix from now on. SHEESH!!

But um, please watch out for the no condom ass nasty ass hoes. There's a lot of things out there that can't be cured with a 7 day prescription and I would hate for you to catch any of them. UNtil you put a ring on it, wrap it up!!!

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