Blowing it... It really sucks

Right now it's 1:17 and she just left... Going over the recap of the night in my head...It's like watching the dude in 'I love you man'...(if you haven't seen it click here the dude is just so fucking awkward.) Well maybe I wasn't that awkward, but shit. When people tell me stories like this the first thing I do is shake my head and be like "Damn man why didn't you just ________ "(insert smooth shit).

I mean why the fuck did we leave my house at 12:50 to go get a milkshake? Am I addicted to them? Do I have to have them? Why did I suggest we leave my warm house, brave the cold, for a fucking milkshake! So what the movie ended abruptly, that should've been a plus.. All I had to say was what do you want to do now? (or something like that) Why the fuck can't I say the things I think of now, when I should of said them?

"I'm so glad I don't have class in the morning"

Me: So you can get a early jump on the day right?

"Yeah right..."

Aside from being the only one to blame... Well not really, I mean I'm always talking about how girls should make the first move and all this shit, and I know you like me, so it's kind of your fault too! I mean you could of just torpedoed my agenda but you didn't.

The worst part of blowing it to me is the 'what ifs'. What if you didn't bumrush her out of your house to get milkshakes you didn't even get? But if if was a fifth we'd all be drunk right?

The other worst part is what she's gonna tell her friends, not that I care what they think but shit, I don't wanna be any variation of 'Let me tell you about this nigga here...' unless it's related to jumping up and down or doing something very cool/brave/sexually noteworthy.

One part of me is like 'you're a cool dude, y'all had a good time, the conversation was good, y'all laughed, enjoyed a movie and ended the night. Heck, you guys even made plans to go to frightfest! Not every girl wants to have sex after hanging out and she probably respects you even more because you're a gentleman and not tryna zoom a zoom zoom in her boom boom. You don't have to take your clothes off, to have a good time. Remember?

The other part is like "You're never gonna see her again. Will she even take your calls/txts or give you the eternal runaround?" Plans to go to frightfest? It's gonna be you, her and whatever guy she's seeing. Good conversation? That was you talking your way in, and right back out of the coochie. She came over with no draws, tells you she doesn't have class in the morning AND when she was getting in her car sighing with disappointment, She gave you a side hug and told you...

"Maybe we'll do this some other time"

Me: I'll see you then, or I'll see you on another time..."

"What?!?!"

First off you quoted a movie she hasn't seen...FAIL So what she told you translates to:

"Leave me the fuck alone you 'friend zone bastard', I look like Monica and smell like old people and you could've been all up in this! But since you can make me laugh and you know about fashion and stuff, you can either be my BFF or 'that guy who I only call to tell my guy problems to!"

You gotta read between the lines! We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time? GTFOH

Damn I blew it.

I fucking blew it... What do y'all think happens next.

Pic Tails 2 point oh!

After a night of wine up in Club Xtreme, I recouped all day eating 1 lb Rotis, drinking mango juice, walking the beach and getting caught in a squall!

So my uncle comes to pick me and his bust it baby and Saskiya,Perpetua and Jonella to go back to his house to spend the night. So already my mind is reeling with possibilities of debauch with this coolie goddess! I mean even now thinking about her...damn!


I didn't mention this before but it's crazy as hell to look at this AZN girl, who talks, and dances like a carribean born for truth!

Anyways, we get back and eat and chill for about 25 minutes before Perpetua gets ready to leave...
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It turns out she's got to be to work the next day at 8 am...So she leaves and I'm like fuck! So I go on the comp and just chill with Saskiya who I find out is Miss Personality and as she says "I got no shame" but not in like a whorish way, she just says what's on her mind and is cool as fuck for her age...She schools me on japanese and white queens of the dancehalls, lingo, (they don't say "Im going there" they say "I forward there") dropping dead, jump and splits and passa passa! I let her know how it goes down and some crazy shit in the states. Then Jonella comes in and sits on the other arm of the chair and we talk about how she misses Guyana and she feels bored and stuff. So she kinda starts stroking my "fake waves" and I just keep it cool. So we all shower, and sit in the living room watching "Kidulthood" and Jonella is like draped over me on the loveseat and I'm rubbing her legs, but not really like heavy petting cause Saskiya was right there on the other couch not really blocking per se, cause if I really wanted to set some slick shit up (they were sleeping in the same bed), I could've did it on the sly. But I didn't(?) and just went to sleep with a dick harder than termite teeth.

The next day we went to this beach called Sam Lords / Sharks hole.




The dude was a pirate who never sailed he just built a castle, set up fucked up warning lights so when the ships would crash, he'd just loot the shit outta them! The tide was hella high but we all swam and I climbed up the rocks and jumped off the "cliffs" into the cool blue water.





It's crazy how people were lookin at us, I don't know if it was my cowboy hat or seeing a coolie, a AZN, a black man and a mexican walking together in harmony. But everywhere we went girls would screw up their faces for reals at the site of Saskiya and Jonella. We came back and me and Jonella just fooled around, but not too tough cause Saskiya was always around. I'm not really even trippin too too hard cause Saskiya is cool as fuck.

The funny thing my uncle's bust it baby was tryna stay the night again (she's married and doesn't work and the two girls aren't her husbands) but my Uncle said "hell nah" to that. So I got to make out with my first ever ALT AZN right before they left and it was pretty swheat!