The debauch comes home

My facebooky status now says Andre is officially in Atlanta and heading to pink pony 2! I'm back in the east atlanta 6....it's a bittersweet feeling though...anyways, my ultimate goal is to make it to London (vauxhall to be exact) and hopefully things go my way so yeah....

Anyways I went to the pony and eat sushi, jen bear put me on this "dancer" Star. Body like a shotgun and cuter than a lil bit..she told me to come and see her tommorow, I don't know if that's just like see her as in pay for her or see her as in talk to her while she's not dancing... after that we went to a spot downtown Social, jen bear knows the owners...it's a nice lil date spot/resto. I ate grilled calamari and had a very tasty mojito before we went to Earls in the village and just drank and chilled... came home tipsy but on point and said hey to samantha the dog (who I've been with since she was a puppy in like 2001/2000; and I habve no problem at all saying I love you to her, because dogs love so unconditionally and pure) talked to momsy before I retired for the night....so if there's any debauch to be had this weekend counts me in and I'll be out and about and around errwhere but if y'all know the what's ups and the what's nots let me know!

They say that zip code 30316 (the village) sells the most PBR in the united states! I learned that from a Jameson's whisky girl!

seperate but equal?

While I was at home in Atlanta with my mom, I had a blast of nostalgia when I looked on the fridge and saw some name brand cereal. I remember my mom used to buy Smacks Puffs O' Corn or Cheerios Toasted Oats. I used to complain because they would always outlast the milk... There'd be like a sliver of milk left and this big ass Y2K friendly bag of cereal. The worst of them all was Fruit Loops Fruity Oh's, they would cut the shit out of the roof of my mouth cause they would take like an hour to get soggy and they left a wierd ass tint on the milk too.

Stanks for the memories

I believe I can live like there is no tomorrow because I had the foresight to invest in comic books... 5 out of 10 analysts say after gold and oil, comic books are the biggest investment!


I used to be so creative when I was younger before I let that weed and coochie turn me out. I used to sit in class all day making these insect like sculptures out of paper clips. All my pockets were cut up from keeping them in my pocket and I used to raid teachers desks for boxes of paper clips. Who knows, if I would've stuck with it, I could've had an exhibit at a NY museum, or better yet, been blogged about by Hypebeast!



During my "jungle Fever" phase, my girl Felicia got me into Slipknot real heavy! I made these for us for halloween, it took a few bic pens to really get the drippy effect. I'm glad I'm a packrat, or she might have these right now!





Jen Bear @ the Pink Pony 2



Playboy J @ Pink Pony 2, one of my few light skinned HB's.



This man jumped clean over the hood of a fuckin volvo.

Shun the non believer...Shuuuunnnn

As the days of rooming with my friend come to an end, I feel like I should be ansy or scouring craigslist for roomates wanted. But no, I'm not. I'm gonna be moving one of two places, to the barge which is like a floating prison or a barracks room which is like a hotel kinda. So by the time I get back from my atlanta and barbados I'll know something.
But on moving out, yeah I'll miss the day to day fuckery and domestic violence but as much as I'll miss the crazy times I wonder what will happen with one of his friends/co-workers "Jaguar Paw" that I had a hot and cold flirtationship with. I wonder if she'll still fluck with me, on cool type shit after our middleman isn't there.
But I'll see...
Other than that a really cool/goofy/pretty girl I work with and have had a really semi-akward flirtationship with for awhile, gave me her number and we're supposed to go see the Dark Knight... In iMax!! So that's pretty swheat and I would like to finally see her in a non work related environment.
As far as my lurst it's been under control,it's been less like a hunger pang and more like a something I'm aware of only when I really think about it, or late night convos go into the gutter. I've been really just maxing out and preparing to move out on the 1st, so phone boning has been at an all time low, but I'm alright with that. Yeah, I do kinda miss "the textpectation" from having interesting txt conversations but I don't need a woman to validate me, validate might be the wrong word so I'll just say I'm enjoying my own company...

Oh yeah, not to be outdone by a certain someone, in four hours of watch I made the be all and end of rubber band balls! Three bags thick baby... and yes it is that serious.
BEHOLD

I've been hella lazy with putting up pics and shit from my 311 and Snoop concert but tommorow for sures...

Happy belated Fathers Day!

I wish I would have seen this earlier.. My sentiments exactly...

I always said I never really wanted to be like my father; but I with my lurstful heart and selfishness and willingness to shirk responsibility. Who knows how I'll turn out. My mom is always telling me to call him and how his father passed before he could ever make amends. But the bad things I remember about him outweight the good. I remember learning the words to "Nuthin But a G thang" and seeing the video at his house for the first time, along with "hermans head". Or how my father never was without Carmex (much like me, I need it to survive and in the words of Diddy; "It helps me maintain my sexy") and big red gum.

But I remember him putting my hand on the circle stove burner for not knowing when christmas was and numerous other fuck ups, and where coming from school he'd act all nice and shit and right when I came out the shower, that extension cord had me diving around like greg louganis... but thats just love. So in my mind I'm like what can you really do for me father? Last year with "my daughter who wasn't my daughter crisis" he tried to charge me up about these girls out here... Come on now, if it wasn't for your "advice" I'd have a brother!

Wicked Salad

My wicked ass salad I make... It's boss as hell, you "make" 3 chicken strips and put add salad to a bowl and the secret is lemon juice on the leaves then parmesean cheese, which adds a zest to it. Then add onions and croutons and caeser salad..Then enjoy!

Clear care contact solution

As big a part as contacts played in raising my self esteem.. They seriously have their disadvantages. I mean me, I've got a an astigmatism and they don't make contacts you can sleep in yet, so I either have to sleep in them and wake up with
A. Junk and goo in my eyes or
B. My contacts up in my eyeballs...
but this solution is the hotness and one of the many things I'd sponsor.. So far the list of shit I'd sponsor is Arizona Green Tea, I drink that shit by the gallon and it's only 99 cents for those tall cans... Tropical Smoothie because it's just great... and Nike Dunks because they're not just shoes.. They're a lifestyle. What lifestyle that is I don't know... but yeah this contact solution is pretty sweet you put your contacts in this little case and dunk them in the solution and they start to bubble and shit, and six hours later your contacts are clean as a whistle.. The only bad thing is if you try to put them in before 6 hours, they burn like a mufucka...

It ain't 26" but I'm gonna keep it clean...

I'm on the hunt like bald eagle's for a damn HDTV... Quite honestly my room looks like as one friend put it "Like I'm just getting back on my feet" I mean our place is plushed out, and is meticulously clean but my room looks like a bust down spot, and needs the "Hot fish grease touch". I know that girls want to come in a dudes place and feel immediatly at home. But the living room, kitchen and bathroom decor tell girls "Chillax and make yourself at home." But my room says "Are we fuckin or what?" and that's not really the image I want it to convey you know? I mean queen sized bed, and crates of albums and my turntables and one of those lamps that everybody has had that are long black poles and have three light modes.

Anyway I found this for a real good price I should be ready for GTAIV... Oh yeah y'all tonight I give an acceptance speech for "Best Speaker" in my Public speaking class... So yay me!