Flipping the script huh?

I was about 22, and hanging really tough with a girl for a about 2 months and things just did like a 180 all of a sudden. I didn't know what to do because I didn't want to just stop messing around with her because she could be cool. So I decided to deal with her by using female tricks.

She noticed I was real friendly with a lot of other women, so she said something like,

"I notice you're friendly with a lot of females."

I said, "Of course. They're my friends."

"Your friends?"

"Yeah. I only have female friends because all my male friends were triflin."

Or I'd call her up and she'd answer and I'd say, "I'm bored." Just like women do to guys when they call us up at some random time of the day and expect me to stop everything to entertain her.

And if I didn't want sex I'd say, "I feel like all we ever do is fuck. You're just using me for sex, aren't you?" Or if she didn't answer her phone the next time I talked to her I'd say, "Why didn't you answer your phone? Probably with some other dude. I'm not just some herb you met on the street. I am an empowered black man.

Needless to say she was confused as fuck. We 'broke up' because of shit like that but I still laugh at some of the shit I pulled. Some of my buddies said I was acting like a dumbass, and yeah it was kind of petty but it felt good to add extra drama just so to get back at her. Women like to do this shit to men, so why can't men pull the same shit? Was I wrong for acting like that?

Anyways, fast forward to 2010 and who do I see walking in the sunglass hut I was in looking sexier than I remember her looking? The same girl. It's crazy to because last I saw her it was in virginia, and to see her down here in atlanta...

I told her it must be fate.

Andre the honor student.

I think I know how Al Gore felt when he created the internet. I have created `the greatest dessert ever. I've found that I have a passion for cooking and I've been making indian dishes, alot of curry, spices, fish, lamb and potato dishes. Now I consider myself a beijan and i like my food hot because I can take the heat. So of course the perfect counter to that is ice cream. I made this delicious treat and it's so good, that it's still in the beta phase and my beta testers are giving me rave reviews. I added banana bread to this batch and since I didn't have any testers I tried it myself. So when I work out the name and the patent pending, I'll share it with y'all.


Classes start tomorrow and it seems like the perfect time for me to run over a deer.
When I say run over I don't mean hit as like

More like it was in the middle of the road dead and my dumb ass drove over it. I'll be getting a rental tomorrow but this shit couldn't of happened at a worse time. I was with 'elaine' when it happened so I had to keep my shit together you know?

Speaking of 'elaine', I told her that I loved her and she told me "I've loved you for a long time Andre, I don't know what to say..."
I told her not to say anything.

I know that we're not in love, but it feels good to have a lover. I really don't wanna play around with hella girls and stuff, but I damn sure don't want to settle down... So that leaves me in a interesting position, because I feel like I don't wanna waste my time or some girls time. Even though relationships never really defined me, I love the company of a new woman.


Speaking of worse time, I officially start as a full time student tomorrow. Funny thing is, as I was typing this on sunday afternoon, I got a call from the honors academic adviser asking me if I wanted to enroll in the honors program and swap out my classes with honors ones. Now all through my life, I've sometimes done just the bear minimum to get by because I may've felt like why work harder to get the same results as if I didn't work as hard? I'm not really a resolutions person at all but what better time to change bad habits than a new year right?

Speaking of school I don't know where my classes are but I know exactly what I'm going to wear.