2nd times the charm

I write this from somewhere in the middle of the atlantic...I've been watching hella entourage, working 15 hour days, playing gears of war 2 and just chillaxing. Our ship went out for a lil bit and it sucks cause when I get back I have some serious phone bonin' to do for pulling a mysterio and missing the weekend! Anyways, I met up with the chick I met when I went out with my dog smitty she's got some choppers on her, I'm talkin her teeth look like baby shoes and I remember smith saying something about it that night too!
Anyways I went all the way out to Patrick Henry mall which is like a 30 minute ride to see her at her job at NY & Co, she was already all about some Andre through the phone but my charm, wit and style and prescence sealed the deal. I also got a sick ass scarf from there too!

Anyways I don't know how many of y'all have read my first attempt at erotic fiction but I like to think it was pretty good...anyways I've had this in my sidey's notes for a hot minute and I never finished it but here's what I've got so far should I finish it or wha?


I prepare to shower for my date. I scrub my face with St.Ives apricot scrub to gently exfoliate, then use Dove's exfoliating beauty bar to replenish the face. I use Mane and Tail shampoo and conditioner on my hair. I was at a loss of what to buy shampoo wise, until a pretty asian girl told me it was "that shit and Mr. Ed uses it".
We met on hotornot when it was still cool to meet people off hotornot way before myspace became the social network of choice. I think of our first night actually meeting face to face, after about a week of solid phone boning I drove to her apartment and we just sat in my car and talked, which suprisngly didn't bore me to death. I remember first thinking how much she looks like gwen stefani, with black hair and that pretty much drowned out everything she said. After much small talk during a particularly long lull in the conversation, I tell her to "bring me those lips".
As a makeout session turns into a mutual masturbation I come all over her hand and much to my dismay she comes all over my leather seats. I remember drifting in and out of post orgasmic sleep, hoping she didn't stain my leather with her lady juices, does leather even stain? While half awake I remember looking over at her and seeing my friend brandon, and saying to him

"What are you doing here?"

then coming to my senses and thinking

"I'm in Virginia, the fuck would Brando be doing here?"

It's only then my eyes see her looking at me like I'm crazy.

After that I knew it was time for me to leave. As I get out of the shower to put Palmers Cocoa butter lotion on, I notice the skin on my face is dry. I don't want to put lotion on it, so I wet a paper towel and dab my face.
I find myself rushing to her place, I'm not worried about her being angry with me for my lateness, I just don't want to miss any of Four Brothers. I arrive and she is dressed wildly inappropriate. She has on "school shoe" white ones, red slouch socks, a "hilary duff" short skirt and a girl fit tee shirt with something silly emblazoned on it. She's 19 years old but dressed like she's 16. I have serious doubts about going anywhere with her for fear of people looking at her then looking at her with me disapprovingly. I could always do the walk ahead, so it looks like were not together but not too far away from her so she doesn't notice. I do want to see Four Brothers and if the movie sucks, then I know I can put my jacket over her and finger bang. Maybe all isn't lost, so we leave for the movies.