get smart

After paying $500 I got my car back at like 5:10 puerto rican chick calls me at 5:13, so I wiped all the dust and shit off of my car, and was hella happy that I waxed it the day before my "accident". So I got a cut, showered then headed to her mom's restaurant to scoop her.
I get there and I don't know what she did but she looks like extra good, I mean she got on these jeans and from the front she's gapped out and in the back she's poked out. So I chill in her moms restaurant and its boomin for real for reals! I mean like damn... you know how mobsters hang out in those italian restaurants thats how those ricans were hangin out in here... I thought when my black ass walked in I'd get the turntable music stop sound or whatever but nah... so I'm in there and she's waitin for her friend to bring her some trees, so this dude who looks like the mufucka playin piano and singing the hook in that rick ross and nelly video drops it off, says what's up and hugs her moms then rolls out.
So before I go out back with her, I told her to suprise me with someting to eat, and order it for me, cause I figure by the time she's done, the alcapurrias (beef in a real thin dough) they'll be done. I go out back and she's already rolled up and chiefin and she tells me that "here I am" lookin ass dude was her ex, and he was tryna charge her up about me, but she said he isn't part of her life anymore but her mom likes him cause he's puerto rican...and her mom really really wants her to date a rican, but she doesn't want to cause she knows that culture or whatnot... so I was like you can tell her I'm from north puerto rico!
But in my head I'm kinda like you know I thought we were just hanging out! Even though I wouldn't mind flucking with her like that, but there is 1 maybe 2 things in the way... and even those I can get around. One by ignorance until it changes and the other with a conundrum of fabrications.
So after she took that blunt to the head we were ready to head out, but I was hella hungry and I wanted my alcapurrias, and she smells like a pound and is like "I'm not getting them like this evrybody will know I'm high!" and me myself I really didn't wanna go in there, so she was like I'll ask my mom to bring 'em out! I'm like damn cause the last time I was with her and around her mom, she was tipsy as a mouse, and now she's riding shotgun with my black ass high as fuck... so her mom comes out and is like "hi andre" and drops of the food and goes back in....
So we head out to the movies and all the while she's runnin' her mouth about the wildest shit ( If you go backwards at the speed of light, you can go back in time. You've never heard that? ) so I just turned up the music and tried to drown her out...
So we get there and I give her my prada's to wear cause her eyes are red red, and we go in and it sucks cause it's like 9:35 and the next "get smart" isn't till 10. So we go in "the happening" and I for some stupid reason follow her high ass to the very last row, when we only were tryna kill time in there, so by the time "the happening we have to walk all the way back down, and then all I hear is "shit" and her like grabbin my shoulder, and if I wasn't kinda lightly holdin the handrail, we both would've fell, they would've turned the house lights on and everybody would point at us and laugh..
So we get in "get smart" and sit down or and I hit her with the smoove ass "yaaawn stretch arm thing" and everything was cool except this young punk and his girl sat like a seat away when there was like hella other seats, and I guess he could feel my rage cause after a hot second they moved.
So it's like 12 when we leave and are on the way back to her house and she's like what are you doing afterwards?
I was like probably just gonna chill out.... "true, well you can chill out over here."
If I didn't have to drive back, if I didn't have duty the next day I definatly would've chilled. But if 'if was a fifth' right? So I just dropped her off and called it a night...

Oh yeah, get smart is the funniest movie I've seen all year, no stunt.