Well, well, well

A couple things happened today... For one I ran a mile and a half in a 10:20... now that doesn't make me a Michael Johnson or anything but when my only exercise is grinding on girls and two steppin' in clubs twice a week, that's pretty damn good you know. What really grinds my gears though is that there was a time when I was in the gym extra serious and the results were hella visible. I felt better, my hair was glossier and had body and bounce even without the milk and honey and most importantly... I was wicked inna bed... and it was around that time I met "Ashley" down in Jacksonville, and I mos def wrote about her before, because I was really in like with this girl and I still am. But she's down there and I'm up here so yeah...

I was in my room playing GTA and I heard my ring tone go off and I said to myself "There's only one person I really want this to be from!" meaning the Jazzy girl of course, but I look on my Sidekick and it's from Ashley... "I was just thinking of you and I miss you buddy and hope all is well with you"
Now this shit fucks my shit all up, I didn't even know what to say to that honestly. What do I say? So I was like I miss your random ass too, I hope things are goin your way and how is she liking her Sidekick cause I remember her sayin' she had one... Then she really hits me with a curve, she says "I love it I dnt knw how to change my call back though........I miss you sooo much" I had to physically restrain myself from sending her a duck ass text message that I'd regret later or maybe even as soon as I sent it.

So after that Cinco de Mayo fiasco with the Jazzy girl, I was ready to resign to the fact that she had stopped fucking with me, cause I've stopped talking to many a girl and I know how it goes... I texted her yesterday and called today and that's all I can do. I haven't left a message for a girl since '06 and she's not gonna make me start doing it. So that being said she txts me sayin...
“Hey, i saw us calls. jus had surgery yestrday & dnt realy feel like talkn so ill ttyl"
I can't even stunt it was good to know she wasn't just straight iggn me, So for now I'll just sit in her waiting room and wonder when it's gonna be my turn...

Oh yeah I also saw that “2 Girls 1 Cup” video, yeah I’m hella late right but I can’t see how people were throwing up to it… I mean I saw it and it didn’t arouse me or anything but, it did make me laugh... so what does that say about me as a person... Am I that jaded by stuff I’ve seen and done where I laugh at girl eating feces. But I know I’m the last person to see it but, for y’all that haven’t seen it, It starts with two girls kissing and then just goes downhill reeeaal fast from there. So check it out, it’s good for a good laugh or a lost lunch and is Hot Fish Grease?