I know her from...

I hate people who wanna show you endless pictures of girls on facebook/myspace. When I look at some people's faces when they're showing me these pictures, they have this glazed over look of pride on their faces, like they should be rewarded for having 'sxc friends' in their friends list. When I'm near a computer and somebody starts going to their myspace/facebook to start that bullshit, I'll just walk away. I mean there's only so much I can look at before I start to not give a fuck. The worst is when I ignore them and then they try to get my attention by saying shit like....

"oooooweeeeee, she's bad"

"daaaaamn"

"she got fiiiiine"

To get you to want to investigate what the hell they're doing.

"awwwww man, if you think she's bad, wait till you see....*mouse click, mouse click* Her!!"

Me:She could get it

"That's nothing, this one stays in Turkmenistan and she's shittin on her!

Me: Oh wow.....

"And I know her from (insert noun here)....and this one went to (insert noun here)"

Me:.............cool?

I remember back when I first signed up for myspace back in 2005. I was kinda skeptical about the site because I was all about Hot or Not and my rating of 8. Now my boy Ray was just signing up for it too and somehow he became a cool new person and was bombarded by friend requests, and from that moment on he was all about myspace and showing me the copious amounts of random chicks he was friends with. I've hated people showing me pictures of kids/babies/friends of friends ever since...

That was four years ago!?!

I think these two pictures are like the epitome of growin up! I mean yeah I'm still on that bullshit sometimes, yeah I'm still a slave to the lurst, yeah I still wanna be that dude, but in moderation though.


Circa 2004

Yes it is a tall tee with scooby doo with a grill on it (Shouts out to arychtexas for the hot shirt) yes, I do have my sidekick 2 case showing to these hoes, yes, I look like BOLD lettering and yes I do look like a wack ass nigga...but back then you couldn't tell me nuthin.




I don't know how many words I'd have to put here to fully describe the years betwixt and the growing I've done as both a man, and as a person. Experience is the best teacher, even though I hate having to find out the hard way!

Circa 2008
four years laters and my dog Ray is still lookin' like ryan phillipe, but alas my wackness is gone, the lurst was at bay, I was kickin it with ashley and happier than a pig in a blanket!