Even though I'm not really a mall person per se (I feel like I don't want to be wearing the same shit as everybody else PLUS you can find a shit ton of hot stuff to buy on the WORLD WIDE WEB) but I found myself accompanying 'elaine' to the mall. So I see a cuban girl so pretty 'other girls wanna give her a kiss' make a direct beeline for 'elaine' and say to her...
OMG you are so pretty and I just had to come over and talk to you*winning smile*I'm a Mary Kay person and I'm looking for face models to build my portfolio and I would love to have you!Elaine: uh.....ok.*Exchanges info*Great we're having an event next week and you can bring your friend*smiles*
So I look at 'elaine' like, 'how random is that?' For all my sarcasm and wit and jokes and shit, I like to think I'm not too jaded by certain things and I see the goodness and not the wackness.
"who knows what can happen this is soooo exciting!"
Even though I try not to be jaded like I said before, I'm kind of a 'the glass is half empty' type dude and so is 'elaine' so she was just like...
"Whatever you know... I know she's probably trying to sell shit, I'm just flattered to even be approached like that, did you see how pretty she was?"
