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Me and Big Sis went winehousing the night before I left to go to Tennesee with Jen bear... So Jen was blowing my phone up on her way to get me hella early (10am) so I was still feeling the effects of last night on the drive up there. It got kinda redneckish on the way there (somebody asked me "What yer say there fella?", the fuck do you reply to that?) but the drive wasn't that bad.

We get there and go to the Oconee river we're gonna be rafting and it looked pretty swheat. When we got in the raft we had this young ass instructor with no personality, he pulled us three dudes aside and said...
"We don't normally let woman get in the front, so I'm gonna need y'all to compensate for their weakness, alright guys?"

White water rafting wasn't as intense as I thought it would be, but it was fun as hell!
Later that night at the campsite the instructors comment slipped and Jen and Kat were 500 about that shit for reals! They were ready to call him and cuss him out.
We built a bitchin fire, made smores, played cards and eat subway and just really roughed it.


The next day we went to this family owned restaurant were the menu said
"Although out religous beliefs do not allow us to eat or handle pork because it is an unclean filthy animal, we readily make it availiable to our customers"
WTF
I asked the blue eyed waitress what she did for fun in this lil' shit hole town, and she was like
"Rafting the river"


All in all pretty cool trip!

A lil 2L;2R but there's pics!

Last weekend was great! Me and my dog nick went to a cool spot called 'stats' downtown, it wasn't what I really had in mind cause I was "dressed up" and wanted to dance-dance. But we just kicked it like gentleman thugs and had a good time.

I get back to the house at like midnight and I'm still kinda on Va time where I'm like "oh no! I gotta rush to the club, I've only got a hour and a half of party time!" so decide to go to primetime cause it's right around the corner and if I do get winehoused it's a short drive back. So I pull up and am like dwaaamn, cause the normal people line to get in is still thick as fuck. So I avoid it and hit the special people line and walk scraight in...

It was just like it always is, hooder than a lil bit. And I'm dressed for downtown, so all kinda looks are bouncing off of my dolce's...
And the only two white girls in the whole club were in a cage, dancing like their lives depended on it.


So my big sis gets in and we spend all day in lil' 5...



eating indian food, this store that's shittin on Commonwealth called Wish with a secret underground shoe chamber;



Junkman's daughter, criminal records where I finally bought that J*davey. The world's best thrift store where I bought a suede jacket with the elbow pads and I gotta go back for a leather members only jacket that fits me niiiice.


Headin back to the house I get a txt from a friend of mine from middle school and high school "Danielle" I ran into earlier that week on my way to get my headchopped and we txt and she's like this chick from school is havin a birthday party in underground atlanta.

So me and sis fall in there and it's niiice, so I proceed to consume and I find out "sis" is a dancing machine for real for reals!

Sis and her Z PHI B's (no skee wee here)


Then I see danielle and she looked like a plate of white chocolate macadamia cookies,

I mean she looked real good, cause I remember in school she was always tall, yellow and slim, but now she's tall, yellow and thick and it's a real good look on her.

We rap a tad, and shes like "I'm a AKA and aspire to be a judge blah blah blah" real cool convo though. The drive back home was hell,we got in at like 4:30 and I didn't feel any of the screwdrivers till I sat down in the car...

Then Jen Bear came through hella early waking me up at like 11 to go to Tennesee for white water rafting!