Too scary for halloween?

I originally intended on staying in for 'halloween' but I thought to myself,

"How many days of the year can I go out dressed like a fucking psychopath and no one will bat an eyelash at me?"

With that I pulled myself away from the 'sexbox 360' and started making calls. Now I wasn't short on ideas for masks, in 2003/2004 when I was a pretty big 'slipknot' fan, I made a series of masks based on the drummer 'Joey Jordisons' mask.

Plus I had a mask I bought on my 18th birthday....

It was Novemeber 4th 2003 and I woke up and had all these itchy ass sores all over my chest, arms and face and it scared the shit out of me. I'm sitting there days away from my 18th birthday like...

'What the fuck can this be? Am I dying? Do I have a STD or something? Why didn't I pay attention in health?'

So I go to good old CDC.org and look up my symptoms, and I come to the conclusion that I must have either ; warts, hives, agent orange, shingles or that 'Tom Hanks'. So I tell my mom that I'm dying and we go to the doctor and he comes back and tells me it's chicken pox!

My joy quickly turned to anger at my mother because it's her fault for not letting me go to sleep overs and shit so now I've gotta hang out with this mask on my face to cover up the pox marks and shit, and I'll have chicken pox on my 18th birthday!

I decided I would go with the white mask on the left, but I thought "how can I spice this up because I'm gonna be wearing normal clothes and I don't wanna look stupid/like I tried too hard/like I didn't try enough." I had some mascara in my trunk so I headed to the bathroom to hook myself up. I originally was just gonna write 'book' on my face. Or dress metro as hell and use the mascara to put scars on my face and say I was 'seal'. Or blow the dust off of my Navy uniform and go as my celeb look alike, 'Antwone Fisher'

Surprisingly 'facebook' needed too much explanation, so I just started on my lips and before I knew it my whole face was done.

Leaving the house I had no idea what I would tell people I was... I finally settled on 'fresh to death'.

But in my quest to find a happy medium between not trying to hard and looking cool, I made the same mistake as 'Cady'. I was too fucking scary.

Frenemies

I'm a firm believer that when it comes to meeting new girls... You get in good, then you try and put your man on her friend/sister/cousin off GP. But it's like there is anarchy in the girl world. Almost every girl I talk to I'll ask them something like...

Me: "I'm here with my dog or whatever, where your friends at!"

Bad Gal : I dont hang out with girls they ___________.

A.triflin

B.start trouble

C.bitches

D.I just hang with my cousin/best friend I've known since __ Grade.

E. or the ever popular... "I only hang out with dudes cause they keep it real"

F. Fill in your own answer

Now E. Really grinds my gears because I wanna scream at these girls "Keep it real, these niggas just wanna fuck your stupid ass they don't like hanging with you!" Now of course this isn't always the case but you know...

Not generalizing at all but how are all these girls fuckin each other over? I mean dudes I call my homeboys and really fuck with, the closest they come to fuckin me over is maybe in a hoes over bros situation, But shit, at the right time I'm a hoes over bros type dude myself. Or maybe being hella late with something. But again "I'll be there in five minute, five hours later, I'll be there in five minutes" describes me perfectly.

What's really going on out here?

PS: As far as my me being GHB'd , I think that amaretto sour I took from a girl was laced.She had two and was gonna give one to her friend but her friend already had a drink, so before we danced she handed it to me. She was semi keut, well keut enough to not have to date rape. On the way home I got out the car and earled behind the truck and told errbody I was "calibrating my GPS!" Arych's wife says it was the swirl( I was pregaming on screwdrivers and on long islands at the club, then that sweet ass amaretto sour), and Arych says that I've got the liver of a 13 year old girl...

PPS: I flucks with Kid Cudi, first heard Authentik chattin bout him, then I heard him on that Santogold mixtape, then I heard Day n nite... Kid's a beast!